Buffyliteralism

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Buffyliteralism is the theological belief in the literal truth of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Whilst mainstream Buffyists argue that the series was inspired by Joss Whedon, Buffyliteralists argue that it was his direct word.

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Buffyliteralism is practically extinct in the more liberal Church of Buffy, which prefers to focus on the essential truths revealed via the spirit of Buffyness, whilst not getting hung up on how big Sunnydale actually is, and how can it have a port and be in the middle of the desert simultaneously, huh?

Buffyliteralism is the dominant ideology in the fundamentalist Reconstituted International Peoples Church of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Scooby Gang.