Bureau for Editing Time Itself
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Dave, Please create this article
What do we want to put here?
Well, we can always change it, no need to get wound up over it. What time you knocking off today?
1344 I reckon. Glass of mead, maybe catch a wench or two before I have to come back on duty.
Nearly time to go then...Oh Shit! The machine is still on record!
Bugger it. We'll change it yesterday, and no one will know. There's no way I'm working extra hours when they're only going to pay me in bloody groats.
Yeah, as Oscar Wilde said, "We are all of us lying in the gutter, but some of us have a distinct feeling of deja-vu"
Goodnight Dave
'Night
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[edit] History
Doesn't exist. Was edited out to save on space.
[edit] See Also
- Time Magazine (Official journal of the Bureau)
- Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
- Bureaus and Time
- Time
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