Busted

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Busted (previously known as 'Slightly Damaged', 'Very Good Condition', and 'Near Mint')

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LOCATION: My basement, In bin bags labeled by body part

GENRE: Death Metal/Emo/Thrash Punk Jazz Metal/Panda Pop/Crap

LABEL: Anything from Topman

--- Dean on Busted-- busted have just bought out a new reggae tune get high or die trying

Before Busted burst onto the scene in the early 1960's there was no such thing as punk music! All the local discotheques had to play was Ragtime Blues, Country Music ,and a few old Des O'Connor records. All that changed when Busted invented the electric guitar and unleashed their unique brand of Thrash Punk Jazz Metal on the British music scene.

(Left to right:)(Left to right:)Dave, Dozey & Beakey, after the tragic loss of Mickey & Titch in a 1988 ritalin-fuelled suicide pact.

It is often said that you should never mix music with politics; all you end up with is Molitics or (even worse) Pusic. However, Busted's second album "What I go To School For" changed many people's opinions. Almost overnight the album wiped out school truancy in the nations 5-9 year olds. Country to popular belief none of the members of Busted were ever in Take That or the Back Beat Boys (except Charlie).

A Present for People You Hate sold very well and it was a good album but Charlie was not happy- he liked Grindcore, he wanted Grindcore, his grade school taught him Grindcore and he liked and when he split this gay band he formed a Grindcore band called Fightstar

But Fat and James didn't like Charlie and his big bushy eyebrows!and their views on him were futher discredited when during a visit to a local swimming pool he went into the shower with a bunch of 5 year old and had a wank to them, before shouting "I Love Boys", So they chucked him out. However, he was the only good one and now he took all the male fans to bed!

James and Fat now record great(wink wink) songs on their own. James still says ,he's got a band, but really they're just homeless people with aids.

[edit] Sexuality

The orientation of Busted has been questioned for years, as we recently found out, all members of Busted are gay (well isn't that obvious). They have gigs at gay pride rallies and even Elton John and Boy George have said, "Whoa, those guys are way too gay". Now thats saying a lot. They were once found backstage at a concert fucking each other and screaming, "That's what I go to school for!". They also rape dead see-weed and the video can be found here. www.meatspin.com