CUCU

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CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Contents 1 Instructions for use 2 The Certification 3 Sample Articles 3.1 Yesterday, a book oddly agreed onto one shaky bathtub 3.2 Eureka, Bob Saget's igneous protrusion boorishly deliberated fissile uranium 3.3 On the whole, a hot dog was verbosely meditated 3.4 Equally important, a balloon seldom ablated one railing's laughable cockroach

[edit] Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

[edit] The Certification

[edit] Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

[edit] Yesterday, a book oddly agreed onto one shaky bathtub

That Little Place with all the French-Speakers -- Everything considered, the emancipated handstand had easily cogitated the unnatural nunchucks at a paper. In general, bulbous and enormous beach balls humped onto a pillow onto a pillow. The ineffective diesel engines eloquently sacrificed across one explosive foible.

"Hell's bells, a diesel engine has rioted the verbosely unrefined terrorist," said Roger Clemens, under the way without the sceptre. "Absolute ruin, it was artificial . . . "

[edit] Eureka, Bob Saget's igneous protrusion boorishly deliberated fissile uranium

Africaland -- In a nutshell, the barbarous tadpole had obnoxiously navigated the scrolls about Emperor Palpatine. As a rule, eerie and joyful ricers destroyed and peacefully broke around the hairball. The operating systems obnoxiously vomited one hopeless queen.

Nancy Pelosi shyly said, "In a nutshell, the equivalent bluejay has timidly constructed the cockgoblin at the common cobs. Everything considered, peculiar and flammable homologies deliberated (in a drab manner) . . . "

[edit] On the whole, a hot dog was verbosely meditated

New York -- Amy Rose verbosely added, "Really, the slippery Pyrex had mundanely earned the rigid search engines above reindeer. All things considered, erotic and egregious igneous protrusions litigated hardly into infectious skulls."

Rupert Murdoch had this to say, "Land ahoy, we had to a great degree sacrificed folksy nunchucks. Ouch! In contrast, thats it!"

[edit] Equally important, a balloon seldom ablated one railing's laughable cockroach

Fairyland -- According to Chuck Norris, within the erotic tennis racket, "Bastich, Tom Cruise's hadron was exuberantly ablated. Then again, whatever happens, happens! 'scuse me!"

In particular, the nonsensical cobs cogitated a clumsy or uninviting crystal. All things considered, the mycobacterium cryptically earned the melodramatic diesel engines about the stapler of one unsophisticated telephone.

"Generally speaking, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Get off! Do it, you know you want to!"