Cambodian banana University

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Relax...... This article is certified safe for prudes. It is so tame, you could walk right up and poke it in the eye and it wouldn't fight back. The MPAA couldn't give it more than a PG rating, and even China has no desire to censor it. So just sit your family down in front of the computer, and bask in the warmth of its gentle humour.

The Cambodian Banana University for animals is quite simply the best university in the whole of the world, if only because of its name.

The Cambodian Banana University was founded in 1862 by an elephant. The elephant was called Professor Bob Trumpington the third. Here is a picture of him naked.

The university teaches only three subjects, eating, advanced eating, and extremely advanced eating. Eating is their most popular subject because most animals are a little bit stupid. Except the talking animals, they are very clever.

[edit] Here are some facts about it

• It has no toilets, just buckets.
• It is the 65th best university in the world, as voted by "Universities for Animals" magazine.

Just thought this should go in here, whoever wrote this is an idiot, its not funny AT ALL if you write this kind of crap, ur ruining the site