Camelot
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“Look, I never came fucking near that fucking castle.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Camelot
“Let us not go there. It is a silly place.”
~ King Arthur on Camelot
“its only a model.”
~ patsy on Camelot
Camelot is a country known for its dentistry and low crime rate. Tis a silly place to be, even if you're a drunk.
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[edit] Life In Camelot
Residents of Camelot do many things, some of which are listed: They dance when e're they're able, they do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impecc-able, they dine well there in Camelot, they eat ham and jam and spam alot. Many times they're given rhymes that are quite unsingable.
There is also someone that pushes a pram alot, perhaps he is a paedophile? We still do not know.
[edit] Geography
According to popular belief, Camelot is a mythical country between Mexico and China. However, it is actually in Honduras; in fact, it is technically an island. The common misconception about its location sprung up only because it is a part of North America, whereas Honduras may not be, too much.
[edit] History
In ancient times, it was said that there was much chivalry to be found in Camelot. Two monks departed to seek this chivalry; they found it in the possession of peaceful ancient peoples, who they then slew and whose homes they looted. They then attempted to sell the chivalry to their friends at home, but Oscar Wilde had already done so.
Later, a Viking arrived there by mistake, but forgot about it when he fell down a well and broke his shin.
There are many castles of note in Camelot, including the castle of the legendary Princess Zelda, and that of King George.
[edit] Economy
Camelot's economy is focused on its collection of teeth. One of its most prominent dentists, the Tooth Fairy, is always on the lookout for more; someday, it is hoped that teeth can replace their current currency of vegetables and salisbury steaks, which were implemented in the hope that consumable currency would combat rising inflation.
[edit] Politics
Though Camelot's primary king is of course the legendary King Arthur, in effect there is a loose triumvirate composed of Ronald McDonald, Huckleberry Finn and Hello Kitty, which all of its residents look to for guidance. When the three of them agree on anything, there is a holiday that is also known as your birthday.
[edit] Fauna
There are many types of mythical creatures in Camelot, sprucing up its spruces and purple mountains majesty.
[edit] The Unicorn
With its long and graceful neck and its bright shining lantern, the unicorn remains the most endearing mount that Sir Bill Gates ever had during his brief stint at Camelot. It is rumored that he lost it because, shortly after his first-ever one-night stand in the castle with the scullery maid, he was no longer a virgin.
[edit] The Spotted Owl
The most unique thing about Camelot's Spotted Owl is how rare you will ever spot one. Scientists have gone an estimated 32.6 days so far without seeing a single one; many have concluded that they do not exist.
[edit] The Jimi Hen
Little is known about this bird. When it is not licking its "mad chops", as its much-sought-after teeth are affectionately known in this land of oral practitioners, it is turning people to stone with but a glance and a wink. Traditionally, when one walks by, people are expected to pause and remain silent for a period not exceeding three seconds, before continuing on their merry ways.
[edit] Flora
There are also many unique flora in Camelot.
However, most of them are just trees.
