Captain

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This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?

“What's up captain?”

~ General Grievous to anyone on this page

“I'm one”

~ Captain Obvious on captains

Captain may refer to:

Captain 'Save-a-ho' Cool busts a move.

• Captain Ahab
• Captain America
• Captain Archer
• Captain Arrogant
• Captain Beefheart
• Captain Britain
• Captain Canada
• Captain Caveman
• Captain Charisma
• Captain Cook
• Captain Cornelis van der Decken
• Captain Courageous
• Captain Crunch
• Captain Fishcake
• Captain Hook
• Captain Gay
• Captain Jack Sparrow
• Captain Janeway
• Captain Jesus
• Captain Jet
• Captain Kirk
• Captain Keyes
• Captain Lamberton
• Captain Marvel
• Captain Marvel (other)
• Captain Morgan
• Captain Oblivious
• Captain Obvious
• Captain Omnipotent
• Captain Panic
• Captain Picard
• Captain Planet
• Captain raccoon
• Captain Sarcasm
• Captain Scarlet
• Captain Ultra
• Captain Understatement

Captain can also refer to:

• Captain's Log
• Captain and Tennille
• Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood/Doctor Who)
• A Cap, Tan

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