Captain Cook

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Captain Cook, born Thomas Cook Ltd in 1932, is a culinary super hero and travel entrepeneur. He is best remembered for single-handedly defeating the Nazis with a spatula and a greased monkey. He is often mistaken for Alan Greenspan.

Captain Cook the crime-fighter, sans severed arm

1 Life
2 Superhero skills
3 Weaknesses
4 Arch-enemies

[edit] Life

Born to James T. Kirk and his wife Cookie Monster in the tiny village of London, Cook enjoyed cooking from an early age. His first creation, the dog turd sandwich was a huge hit with his family and later became the staple diet of his village. After attending the School of Hard Knockers he went on to the Over-rated Tossers' Culinary School, under which he was brutally and repeatedly violated with a banana by Gordon Ramsey.

But in 1991 the travel bug infected him, thanks to a chance encounter with Elton John in a very, very, very dark alley. Over the next 5 years he travelled the world, and finding numerous exotic places, initially as an ensign for the Royal Merchant Navy, before finally attaining the rank of captain. His discoveries included Australia, New Zealand, Puerto Rico, France, the Land of the Giants, Birmingham, and Hull. Using a self-titled holding company, he successfully purchased all of these places, only to have them taken away by the Man.

Frustrated, he returned to the culinary arts. During a freak accident involving a microwave, Martha Stewart and a penguin he was rendered ~~incontinent~~ incapable of feeling pain. Inspired by his newly acquired skills, he created the Captain Cook alter-ego and vowed to defeat crime through cooking.

Since that day he has armed himself with a severed arm that holds a basting brush, and has prowled the urban jungles of Gotham City, fighting crime and jive talking to Batman.

His catch phrase is: "Time to fry me up some booty!"