Geography of Romania

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Romania always at the centre of things.

The diet consists mostly of cash(anti-VISA), onions, garlic, and of course, Tzuica, Palinca, or Poshirca. Apart from the sheep hearders, there are also intelectuals who inhabit Bukovina. They are concentrated in the Suceava region, a megalopolis the size of Boss-Wash, which is proud to have METRO and McDonald's.'The castle of Tampau is the faimousts object from this area.

Another translation of the word Bucovina, if I may say so, is Buc (bottom) + Ovina (the sheep) = buca oii (the bottom of the sheep). The baci, aka ciobani, as my fellow writer stated above, are using the sheep for == Fur, milk, meat and sex - life at a farm can get really lonely, especially during winter. So buca oii (the bottom of the sheep) is very useful for the health of the ciobani. During Constantinescu (aka The goat) regime this kind of behaviour was forbiden, as the former president was sympathetic with his relatives, the sheeps.

One of the most nostalgic county of Romania is Prahova with the initials PH is also know as Patria Hotilor (Tiefs Country) and one of the most apreciated true stories is that if you throw a copy machine on the window it won't end up smashed to the ground because it will get stoled on the way down, I hope guys from "Mythbusters" come and test this theory and just tell me when they'll come ! Other well known counties from Romania are IL (Illinois), CL (Cleveland), CT (Conneticut), HR (Hungarians Rule), USSR(Union of Soviet Socialist Republics).