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Cardcaptor Sakura (カードキャプターさくら, Kādokyaputā Sakura?), also known as Card Captor Sakura is a magical Girl created by CLAMPwhich consist of twelve volumes.

This is a 1998 operation Telling the childrens that in Japan; that cards are powerful and strong objects that can thus lead the Children in to Gambling. Especially pokers just what Sakura kinimoto and syaoran are finding for. They also foretell that Bush won't be smarter than a fifth grader by using the Prediction clow cards. It was also told that Rich people loves jellybeans like Tomoyo and Mint Blancmanche. It also emphasize cosplay and teaches rich people like Tomoyo to spend lavishly on parapsychological equipments and costume paraphernalia.

SO-COLLECT POKERS AND PLAYING CARDS CARDCAPTOR SAKURA teaches children about the Japanese gambling

[edit] Concept of the Operation

What:Card game industry.
Who:Children of the world
How:Entertainment

[edit] CHAPTERS

This is a list of the English Cardcaptor Sakura which is released as Propaganda for free. There are twenty DVD's in total, spanning 70 episodes and two movies. They were released by the Japanese Military between 2000 and 2003.

Vol 1: The Claw ----------------------(Th cool fight moves)
Vol 2: Everlasting Memories -------------(about Japan winning World War III).
Vol 3: Friends Forever ------------------(Between Japan and the [[United States).
Vol 4: Sakura Fight! --------------------(Against Korea).
Vol 5: Vacation Daze --------------------(On the great Hiroshima crater).
Vol 6: Friends & Family -----------------(Joining the Military).
Vol 7: Magical Mystery ------------------(About the NATO treaty).
Vol 8: Sweet Trouble --------------------(about the Korean Economy).
Vol 9: Winter Wonderland ----------------(about China freezing to death.).
Vol 10: School Daze ---------------------(learn lessons about hating China).
Vol 11: Trust ---------------------------(the Japanese Government and military).
Vol 12: Final Judgement -----------------(will be passed on Japan's Enemies).
Vol 13: Star Cards ----------------------(which are more powerful than nuclear weapons).
Vol 14: Powers Awry----------------------(That can make Japan masters of the Universe).
Vol 15: Realizations --------------------(That no country can Beat Japan).
Vol 16: Friends in Need -----------------(Which are Japan's enemies who friended Japan due to help needed.
Vol 17: Confessions ---------------------(Of the Americans For Killing Hideki Tojo).
Vol 18: Revelations ---------------------(That Japan will be the last country to exist in this world).
Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie
Cardcaptor Sakura: The Movie 2 - The Sealed Card

[edit] Publications and Views

[edit] Philippines

Philippines was the country that was well affected by the propaganda of Cardcaptor Sakura. It was so nice that the Philippine President did not visit the Philippine and U.S. Very important meeting just because she was watching Cardcaptor Sakura. Thus Damaging the US-PH Diplomatic relationship. The Philippines won't hesitate to sign the JPEPA agreement of Japan. And THe Philipine Emperor together with the Japanese Emperor visited the Yasukuni shrine.

And everytime Mr. Takashi comes to visit. [[Filipino|Filipinos start to line up and say "All hail Takashi".

[edit] Korea

We'll they felt that the truth is revealed about Korea.

[edit] China

They we're impressed on Japan's Greatness that they try to talk with Japan about ceasefire.

[edit] Clow Cards

This is the list of Japan's weapon of mass destruction. 1.1 The Arrow (矢) 1.2 The Big (大) 1.3 The Bubbles (泡) 1.4 The Change (替) 1.5 The Cloud (雲) 1.6 The Create (創) 1.7 The Dark (闇) 1.8 The Dash (駆) 1.9 The Dream (夢) 1.10 The Earthy (地) 1.11 The Erase (消) 1.12 The Fight (闘) 1.13 The Firey (火) 1.14 The Float (浮) 1.15 The Flower (花) 1.16 The Fly (翔) 1.17 The Freeze (凍) 1.18 The Glow (灯) 1.19 The Hope (希望) 1.20 The Illusion (幻) 1.21 The Jump (跳) 1.22 The Libra (秤) 1.23 The Light (光) 1.24 The Little (小) 1.25 The Lock (錠) 1.26 The Loop (輪) 1.27 The Maze (迷) 1.28 The Mirror (鏡) 1.29 The Mist (霧) 1.30 The Move (移) 1.31 The Nameless Card 1.32 The Nothing (無) 1.33 The Power (力) 1.34 The Rain (雨) 1.35 The Return (戻) 1.36 The Sand (砂) 1.37 The Shadow (影) 1.38 The Shield (盾) 1.39 The Shot (撃) 1.40 The Silent (静) 1.41 The Sleep (眠) 1.42 The Snow (雪) 1.43 The Song (歌) 1.44 The Storm (嵐) 1.45 The Sweet (甘) 1.46 The Sword (剣) 1.47 The Through (抜) 1.48 The Thunder (雷) 1.49 The Time (時) 1.50 The Twin (双) 1.51 The Voice (声) 1.52 The Watery (水) 1.53 The Wave (波) 1.54 The Windy (風) 1.55 The Wood (樹)