Carl "CJ" Johnson
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“...”
~ Claude Speed on Carl Johnson
“He's just another typical black hooligan...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Carl "CJ" Johnson
“This nigger can swim while I drown like a bastard”
~ Tommy Vercetti on Carl Johnson
“You bet yo' sweet ass I'm the king of the mutherfuckerin' niggas!”
~ Carl Johnson on his Grove Street Family Gangs
“Gimme them duckets”
~ Carl Johnson on bring back 90's statements
“Carl, my little-ass brother nigga, you need some practice to swear strongly, just like your older brother.”
~ Sean "Sweet" Johnson on Carl "CJ" Johnson
Carl "CJ" Johnson is the king of all black people (formely known as niggers in San Andreas) in San Andreas. He swears 24/7, he goes on a killing spree, and he has former cars, gangs and weapons.
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[edit] His Life
His life was slim, despite his mother's girth. His first word was "duck", in an unsuccessful attempt to refer to his brother Sweet as a "duckedy-duck duck". His brother, Sweet Johnson, is a big fan of rock candy and baton twirls. Carl then must find a great place to work out in three different cities; Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas. After doing so, and taking over all of San Andreas as well, CJ now wanders the streets of Los Santos in nothing but his underwear and a Helmut. Those who have pass by him on the street ask him where he works out.
[edit] Personality
Being a black-ass nigger is not always easy. In fact, Carl Johnson always makes his way to kill anyone who stands in his way, carjack fast cars, and steal powerful weapons from the military base.
[edit] Special powers
He is the master of the Pimp Slap Of Death which he useses on his bitches to gain more sex appeal.He is also a master of Tri dith su which makes Neo look like a N00b . He can also kick sith ass and he owns a collection of lightsabers
[edit] Sweet Johnson
Sweet Johnson is the big nigga brother of "CJ" Johnson. He Pratically attempts to teach him how to use the word "fuck". Although he always uses the word fuck many times, Carl "CJ" Johnson would never overestimate Sweet Johnson, since he has more cars than "CJ" Johnson himself. Both "CJ" and Sweet became both king of all mutherfuckerin' niggas in San Andreas, along with his Grove Street families.
[edit] Other niggas/gangs
- Ryder: A natural black nigga and always teasing on CJ who calls him a "raggedy-ass motherfucker". Apparently, he's always high and wants to be part of the fuckin' GSF. However, due to the betrayal of the gangs, he get motherfuckerin' killed by CJ who now calls him a "pomponous asshole".
- Big Smoke: The "big" "friend" "with" the "complex" "name" "made up" of "two" "words" that can gain weight up to 700 fuckin' pounds. He never stops eating and boy, that nigga can sure eat about anything besides cars and pedestrians. But since he betrays CJ, he now owns a "Crack Palace" (WTF is a Crack Palace anyway?! We already have palaces in India, but on San Andreas?!) and he was killed massacrily by Carl by literaly tearing out his 8 million remains in his stomach. Ewww.
- Officer Frank Tenpenny: This bad-ass corrupt Police officer who is always nosing on CJ and always willing to do anything to take this nigga down whenever he wants to. After many failed attempts, he becomes ballistic and he really wants CJ out of the motherfuckerin' picture for good, but get crushed by his own firetruck when he falls right down onto Cj's hood, and kills himself with injuries he has. He is actually voiced by Samuel L ' nigga' Jackson . Who is also a pimp and a gangsta
- Cesar Vialpando: "Hey homie. I see that you're not even looking at me, cabron. You is nothing, pendejo.And chinga tu madre holmes" Apparently, he is a friend of CJ and a damn girlfriend of Kendl, but his gangs has a hatred of CJ.
