Category:Black hole

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Black holes are what happens when you give the guy who directed "Love, American Style" and "Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C." the director's chair and $20 million.

First hypothesized in ancient times (exact date unknown because article writer is too lazy to look it up somewhere and is also making this up) by famous Scientician and krunk rapper MC Hawking, black holes are said to be places where you can put a whole lot of stuff that you don't plan on getting back anytime soon.

The principles of black holes are simple, and yet explaining them is hard, because it requires knowledge of things like hypoteneuses, tangents, universal theory, and and a basic grasp of the Engish language me don't have none too good.