Category:Dates
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Dates are a primitive form of meetings between human beings for the purpose of swapping bodily fluids. The main obstacle during dates seems to be language: male humans tend to us the right hemisphere of their brain to communicate, whilst female humans giggle, toss their hair back repeatedly as if in a shampoo commercial, and tend to communicate using the left hemisphere of their belly-button. Fortunately, the lack of communication can be compensated for by both members of the dating ritual imbibing vast quantities of alcohol.
Pages in category "Dates"
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