Category:Games

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See, a game is an unusual human construction designed to delete vast swaths of unwanted time, which if left untreated could grow into a serious case of boredom, characterized by the classic signs of nail biting, Oprah watching and sibling beating or excessive searching of YouTube. Games have been known to eat people, though only on Easter Sunday. They are extremely dangerous and can explode on command. Although various other means of time deletion have also been developed over the ages, for example: cyanide tablets, sex, sheep sex, doggy style, hardcore bum sex, none quite so manage to bring together multiple human psyches in such a delightful yet tension filled and aggressive way as games do, over such objects as large masses of liquid crystals, cathode rays or even flat cardboard pieces. Or maybe flat cardboard pieces that are boxes That have thermonuclear bombs hidden inside. Either way, water bottles have better tans than Santa Clause. Everyone knows that. Moreover, everyone knows the Tooth-Fairy is an easy lay.

If you beat-up a baby, you get bonus points. If you beat-up a pregnant mother, you're a jerk.

Recent major developments in gaming include American politics, discussion over what exactly is shoved up Hilary Clinton and Jack Thompson's asses, and Uncyclopedia.

Rule of Thumb: Games are fun until someone loses an eye. After that, you will most likely be PWNED!!!!@!11one.

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