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Matthew Morgan, also known as 'the Squidget', is reknowned by noone for his diminutive stature, and his vertically challenged stature. He is going to Cambridge and is the son of God/Buddah/Muhamed/whoever.

After a short time in Cambridge, he shortly went to Crosby, where he has been living a short time in a not-very-tall house, built to accomodate his short needs. He may or may have not seen the film 'Shortbus'. Not that long ago he got back from Cambridge. Cambridge Cambridge Cambridge. Short short short. Midget Midget Midget.