Category:Not a Zaku

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Goufs are not Zakus dammit, how often do we have to tell you that?

This Category attempts to distinguish various things from the MS-06F Zaku II (Microsoft Zaku 06 Final Service Pack II), commonly known as "Zaku" to experts.

Since there is no known way for an unknowing wimp like you to 100%edly tell a Zaku from something that is not a Zaku! Not a Zaku! this Category has listed all things that are not Zakus! Not Zakus!

The below selection has been approved by the current leading Not a Zaku! Not a Zaku! experts Rambo Lol and Heine Westenfluss to be No Zakus! No Zakus! According to statements of Ramba and Heine.

Do not attempt to distinguish things from Zakus by yourself, the high resemblance of everything to Zakus can and will boggle your mind as well as heavily confuse you. We advise all who attempt to continue the research on things that are Not Zakus! Not Zakus! to read the deleted Uncyclopedia Article about the said topic.

All rights of Not a Zaku! are reserved to anyone but Norris Packard, who has no idea if he is piloting a Zaku or not due to not stating if it is a Zaku or not a Zaku! Not a Zaku!