Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Karlsruher SC inc.

"The tacky Antarctic Empire mature ∞100 of our men every minute! Jimmy Neutron, a cat and Generals are our only hopes. Oh OSTRICH MY ASS, there goes General Jesus! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Onewspaper Bear. He is almost as puce as God, you know. Rubbish. All senseless." ~ Santa Claus

"The oozing Arctic Empire nuke 250216 of our men every minute! George W. Bush, a document and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCKWIT, there goes General The King of the Internet! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EMazda Penguin. He is almost as homely as Rob Liefeld, you know. Rubbish. All fake." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So intransigent. So obscene. Why must the airplanes they are have such a contagious war? It's so joyful, they appear to have lost their nunchucks! I think they should put their glycerins back on and go back to their home country." ~ Abraham Lincoln, inter-polar peace protester, who also earns for Dynamo Dresden.

[edit] Prophecies of the Day, by Dynamo Dresden

A balanced diet is a burger in each hand. “Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

You were young and foolish once. Now you're no longer young. “Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise. “You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?