Category:UnFilm

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“OK, lets move our rump up a bit just like that while I get the lighting just right and .... ACTION”

~ Oscar Wilde on Film

Ah, the cinema, vanguard of true art, if you can't stand live theatre! Here rest the films of such luminaries as Conrad Veight, Lucille LaSuer, Clara Bow and Mel Gibson.

“I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Wilde”

~ Norma Desmond