Category:War

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"War, HUMHH! Whoa, wo-o whoa-o-wo What is it good for?"

War is essentially a pass-time for adults who don't feel recognised as in fact being cunning linguists. Being frustrated, they don't want other people to enjoy sex and send all males off to a far and lonely corner of the world, thus encouraging homosexuality.

The advantage of war is for the creation of stupid stories elderly people tell to their grandchilderen about what they did for abstract, non-sensical things like democracy or something. Furthermore, war is seen as a kindergarten for young newsreporters before they turn to serious newsreports like the Michael Jackson-trial, traffic-jams or hurricane-reports. Fortunately, our wise leaders have come to the insight that fighting in cities is dangerous, so recently empty places like a deserts or a mountain area are chosen as the venue.

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