Category talk:Egypt

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This is an excerpt from the 'Untold History' project. The aim of the project is to collect personal histories from world events. Here, an alternative version of the Battle of El Alamein in Egypt's north-western desert is presented.

Pongo was a bounder and a cad. He made a packet selling rations to the Egyptians and trading hashish to the Boche. Of course, what the Boche got was dried camel dung because that was what the gyppos were giving Pongo in exchange for the compo. When it all came to a head the Boche were furious came looking for Pongo with blood in their eye. Times being what they were they turned up in their mechanised armour and kicked off the battle of El Alamein a week early. Pongo beat a hasty retreat, fleeing in a borrowed Anson driven by a South African deserter. They got as far as Abyssinia where the Eytie governor mistook him for the head of an invasion force and promptly surrendered. Pongo got a Palace in Addis Abbaba and gong from HRH for his infernal luck. The swine still owes me money too.