Lolcats
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- OH HAI!!!1111one111 This article is about Lolcats, a plan for world domination. Lolcats may or may not be related to Lolrus. Were you looking for the article about regular cats? Please note that regular cats need food. I can has some food?[1]
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“This artikle. I has it.”
~ Some Cat on Lolcats
“Do not want artikle. Can has cheezburger insted?”
~ Happy Cat on Lolcats
“Im in ur wiki, bloating ur quote secshuns.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lolcats
“I iz lyke, tot4ly sh00tin the smack in my eyeb@ll!!!11!1”
Lolcats is the reason why: yor hard drive, is fullz. Not want AYB! This iz much funner. Lolcats come from LOL+CAT. They has picture with lol-caption and lol-catz on its. Teh pics, they share wif pplz on msg bords and on photo sharez. This feh-nomenon haz been popular since i-can-has-cheezburger?[2] site. It also braut the start of teh Lolrus.
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[edit] Abouts
[edit] Im in ur house, screwin ur wife
O hai! Lolcats r teh cats taht ar invadin' ur intarwebz. Tehy r the sneekiest of the catz, and teh masters ov Katurdai. Tehy no needs battreez, and normally r not kakes. Tehy r communly foundz en ur lap steelin' yur bodyheatz and vareeous ofer playses, and usually has an alibi. Yah shudnz blink, 'cause ceilin cats may be watchun u!
[edit] Lolcatz r the l33t!
lolcatz r nown 2 b g00d at the v1d1o gamz. U evar bin pr0wned at the cowntar strikes, it b a lolcat wit an AWP. 
[edit] Mai abilities, let meh show u them.
Lolcats can:
- be not acceptin refnds or s'changes wifout ur recpt. k?
- haz a forcefelds
- haz a herb
- haz a flavor
- be are serious.
- be seein wut you did there
- be confuzed???
- be a cheezeburglar
- be steelin' yo riffs
- lol'd at by humanz
- block ur tubez, drainz, sinks, and any oteh kind of drainage
- alterz yur persepshuns
- dance the Thriller
- turn their everythingz invisiblez.
- upgradenzen yur RAMz
- iz way coolrz dan da O RLY owlz
- ...And lots other dizturbing thingz. k?
- All ur base are belong to mehz k?
- free food plox!
[edit] Want
| Hypnotic Kitty with a Subliminal Message
The following section may contain messages that will reprogram your brain. Eyes forward to the screen please. |
[edit] Historey
“My historey, they involves mah picz”
~ Lolcat
Teh lolcats r being a round for long times, but silly humans r not noticings. They has come to the Earf on huge comit to invadez the worldz and the interwebz. They pretndz to be petz to hoomans, but the hoomans are in realitie are the petz, but are 2 stoopidz to know.[4]
[edit] Teh Future
JORDAN ALYCE HARRIS tehe LOLCAT
“This plan. I has a secret.”
~ Anonymous Lolcat
“I fear the worst when I read this article. Maybe I should get a dog. Dogs are much —
I, Oscar Whillie, luvs catz forevah. Food. I promis to bring.”
Us lolcats r plannin to take over ur worldz. We iz in places of power. Silly humans r not expecting anythings.
Teh leader of the cats will befriendz the Prezident of the worldz after world peace happens, in the far future and then murderz the Prezident and leave himzelf as Prezident in Prezi's will. They willz never suspectz us.
[edit] Purple[5]
Invisible napkin?
[edit] Lolcunts
Few are aware lolcats is a dumbed down version of the vastly more relevant Lolcunts I LOVE DIXIE DASH!, made by furries to corrupt the youth and support the Chad genocide. Also the government.
The Furries Worldwide Conspiracy has so far managed to supress any mention of Lolcunts on the intrawebs, with the help of Jackie Chan.
Unfortunately, their evil plan has failed, as evidenced by this article.
[edit] I can haz cheezburger?
gib mi cheezburger or i kill k? i also want ur h00kers and b00ze nao or i blow up disneyland. Moar freis too k? ^^ thats stupid.
[edit] Concludz
Kthxbai!
[edit] Mah refs
Let me show u them
- ↑ Cheezburger? :s
- ↑ Mah face. Itz all over the place!
- ↑ Eeks, mouse skweeks Web-Based Memes, Internet Humor
- ↑ I has a KATPCHA to filteh them out
- ↑ Dis purple?
[edit] Seez Also
- many crazy cats to lol over and ride roflcopter
- LOLcat Translaytor Projekt
- Kittehz
- Kittehz wit gunz
- Seeling catz
- Mah arch enemiez
- I can has a code?
- Mebbe see some lolcats
- but not the damn chezburger site
- okay, maybe the damn cheezburger site, but I'm not happy about it
- ratio-true-ascii picture of longcat - beware: longcat is long
- Fictionology
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