Cell of Judgement

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“In Soviet Russia, Cell of Judgement do YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russia on Cell of Judgement

“Yeah...my bad!”

~ George W. Bush after nuking a Cell of Judgement, killing 27 children, after thinking it was a terrorist attack

“It's judgement in a cell”

~ Captain Obvious on Cell of Judgement

A 'Cell of Judgement' can only be started when a group have amassed. It is initiated in one of three ways:

1. One or more people shout 'Cell of Judgement'
2. One person says, in a beautifully innocent voie, "Erm...Cell of Judgement?" Which soon spreads around the amassed group
3. People just start the Cell of Judgement.

[edit] What is a 'Cell of Judgement'?

A Cell of Judgement takes place in a small, confined space that has a door. Once one of the above initiation sequences have been completed, everybody involved crushes into the confined space, save one person who remains on the outside. (Best results are obtained when there are too many people to fit in the room) He/she then closes the door, squashing everybody together, much like yummy sardines, but not on toast, or that would just get messy. Next, everybody jumps, (secretly hoping to lift off to Mars) creating much friction and possible pain (seriously...no emos).

[edit] Why...just why?

There is no particular reason why you do a Cell of Judgement, except to...er...right, next question?

[edit] History

The term 'Cell of Judgement' can be shortened, and called a CoJ. However, this is not to be confused with the abbreviation COJ, standing for 'Counter-attack On Jane' (a plan devised by India to get that evil bitch back for her comments about Sh..er...that indian woman). It was created in 2007, by a group of bored kids who were high and needed something fun to do. While at school, they all piled into a confined space and started this new craze which is sweeping the nation.

[edit] Famous Associations

The following associations were made between CoJ and famous people.

• Tony Blair (but it turned out he was just lost)
• George Bush (after his unnecessary bombing of a local school, believing that the CoJ was a terrorist attack)
• Madonna (but this was just another ploy to try and persuade people she's actually British...still not fooling anyone)
• Bill Gates (who then sued the children who actually started this saying it was all his idea)
• Michael Jackson (he was just at the school for his weekly visit to see if he could 'touch' some of the kids with his 'music' to promote his new album)
• That guy you know, who knows someone whose sister's boyfriend's cousin was in one

[edit] References

• Games and such