Channel Islands

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Flag of the Channel Islands

“Home sweet home!”

~ Dr. Jack Shephard on The Channel Islands

The Channel Islands are a group of islands said to be situated in the Bermuda Triangle. Nobody has seen the residents or visited the islands since people realised there was no point going there, unless you're a giant fatty who likes nice cream. Adolf Hitler was said to have found the islands, apparently they were so dull he built walls around some of them to ensure nobody has to visit them.

Famous Residents

• Victor Hugo
• That bloke from the police thing, you know the one who drove the Jaguar.
• Tom Richards
• Joyce
• Margaret Thatcher (well, hopefully she's stranded in the middle of nowhere...)
• Pirate Nige (well, he has a group on facebook)