Chaos
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“Is that Jesus?”
~ Some kid on Chaos
In Echidna Mythology, Chaos was the god of destruction, capable of being squishy and blowing stuff up.
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[edit] Mathematical Chaos
Invented by Poincare a billion years ago when he encountered a really, really hard problem [1]. He decided to call the answer chaos rather than solving it. Nobody argued with him, because he was smarter than them. He also had a gun. Few years before this - in 2413 AD, football player 'Lorentz' (number 42) discovered that he is not attractive. His close friend Sigmund Freud called this fact 'Lorentz attractor'. That was the beginning of chaos theory. Today, any mathematical problem that causes one to exclaim "Man, fuck this shit" is said to be chaotic.
In 1990 he then went to create the Chaos Emeralds used to make hedgehogs go Super Saiyan. This was later discovered to give the hedgehogs cancer, so Chaos Emeralds were banned from existence.
In 2003 a five year old with an advanced vocabulary showed that 3+4=chaos, disproving centuries of thought claiming 7 to be the answer. Because of a pre-existing legend in the domain of math, it can be proved that chaos is greater than -1.
In 2004 famous mathematicians like Ph.D George Bash and Usama-Hex-Landen from GNU [General New Users-of-math] decided that everything what can be written in linear form "ax+b=c" should and must be called `chaotic equation'.
[edit] Social Chaos
[edit] You need authority to do that.
Hey, fuck you, asshole! That's right, you! Give me your taxes or I'll incarcerate your ass! Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it! We're the cops. That's right. We brought all the anarchists to justice for their crimes. And the sheep are on our side, too. So follow orders, 'cause there's no way out. If people would just get in line, behind us, then none of this would happen. Obedience equals virtue. I can do whatever the fuck I'm ordered to do because I have a badge, while you can't do anything. You have to follow the law or get yourself some orders.
[edit] The role of arms in a free state
That's why I got this gun. A cop's gotta protect themselves these days. That's also why I have a police car from the station and only look out for drug addicts when the johns in prison need more hoes and dropped soap. The individual is an opportunist psychopath that needs to be restrained from the state of nature, and the only way to really deal with them is to exercise robust action. That gets their attention real fast. Yeah, they got guns, too. So you gotta be real careful and respect the sovereignty of other nation states. If necessary. Some people Bush can just look in their eyes and see if they got a crazy look and are fucking evil doers. Like those fuckers in Iraq. You can't rip those dudes off, no way. So hand over the cash.
[edit] Natural Selection
Only the strong survive. It's Darwinism in action. You need to exercise as much force both domestically and internationally as you can come up with an excuse for, in seemingly irrational acts of violence, because you need to scare the shit out of them and you will always have enough force left. I don't know, man, I guess people will have to evolve so they can get with the program. If you're fast and smart, you're with us. If not, you're against us, baby.
In case anyone's interested, Chaos is also the final boss of Final Fantasy I.
[edit] See Also
Chaos
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Chaos═╤═Chaos
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Amor═╤═Gaea
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┌───Oranos═╤═Gaea
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│ Zeus══╤══Kronos
│ Chaos══╪══Mewtwo
Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here)
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│ Clam
│ Aphrodite════╪════Hermes
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│ ┌──Hermaphrodite
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Sonic Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother Wyatt══╤══Poseidon
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┌────────┬────────┴───┐ │ └────┐ │ Carl Sagan═══╤═══Anonymous
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Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes ├───Antithe Tinkerbell God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos
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Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde Peter Pan─────┼───Pan Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene
┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐ └───Peter Griffin │
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│ Tom Cruise Cecil Gene Ray │ ...and we all know what happened next
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Godzilla═╤═Google │ Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your Mom
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Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew ┌────┴─────┐
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Mewtwo │ Transvesta
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│ Splenda═╤═Wilford Brimley
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...And you... │
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