Chaos theory
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Chaos Theory essentially states that "Hey, shit happens".
The Universe is a pretty big place, and if you just leave matter laying around you never know what's going to happen. For example; given enough time, there may yet be an intelligent leader in the United States. Random stuff is always going to happen, so just chill out and smoke a fatty. In fact, scientists are too busy to care about what randomness is all about, so they came up with the catchy new-age antiestablisharianologisocialistomorphosed term of 'Chaos Theory'.
Scientists claim that there is no real way of predicting when something random will, will not, or may, or in fact may not occur. The only rational defense against randominity was developed by Albert Einstein in the late 1950s after his plate ran away with the spoon during one of his bipolar episodes. After his initial surprise, he came up with a solution by using the following equation:
E=M.C. Esher
Widely regarded as the most intelligent equation in history, this is the only known method of dealing with chaos and randomness.
[edit] The other Chaos Theory
There is that Chaos Theory, but there is another Chaos theory, one that strikes fear, and possible laughter into the hearts of mortals. This is the return of the feared god Chaos. Wait, you wanted the movie Chaos Theroy? Well screw you. No, I don't have the Splinter Cell game either.
[edit] Formal definition of chaos theory
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Another Theory of the Chaos theory goes as such
kid sees commercial for a cool marble toy kid ask for marble mom buys child marble boy drops marble marble rolls down street marble is eaten by a chicken chicken is seen by member or PETA PETA member starts protest Normal citizens get pissed at the protest and kill PETA members with chicken nugets National guard gets concerned and sends troops Troops kill protestors all of the middle east notices violence and joins in europe takes up the US side and goes against asia Africa dies of aids Beaners are afraid of being shot so they stop immigrating into america France and Austrailia watch and don't fight Islamic dudes kill the world with 1,002 NUKES
notice: it's obviously the governments fault for allowing commercials with toys
