User:Splaka

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This user created the oldest page on Uncyclopedia. That's almost something to be proud of.

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is when Spang grows up. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

The Uncyc Nail Bat

I award you the Nail Bat, albeit it seems a bit posthumously. Our mutual friend Rich seems to have gotten it through his head what Uncyc is for. So have ye one of these, and COME BACK, DAMMIT! –Hinoa

Ascetic Award
This user likes to leave Uncyclopedia, and therefore all of civilization as we know it, and go live in a cave for months at a time to either search for some religious truth, hide from the Law, or just to escape an obsessed ex-girlfriend.
Fellow ascetic, I feel for thee. Keep on being an outcast! --