Cheating

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“Cheating is always an important part of our presidential campaign.”

~ George W. Bush on Elections

Cheating is the World progress. It makes everything around us better and happier.

George Bush cheated being in the National Guard. He was actually in a Circus.

1 Religion
2 Family
3 Happiness
4 Why cheating is A.O.K!
5 See Also

[edit] Religion

In every religion, common to the ordinary man, cheating is the first obligation. The only exception is the Budda religion because of it's military background.

Creation of the World begins in every holy book (Bible, Quran, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone) with creation of Cheating, which is the basics for the Light and other Shit.

[edit] Family

Your Mama cheated and got pregnant with you.

The first teachings about cheating begins in the family and practice continues in school, where you can even improve your cheating skills. People who have improved those skills the most, can hope for a successful career and maybe to become the USA President.

A photo of people attending a cheating class and their teachers.

[edit] Happiness

Cheating is a natural way to achieve happiness. Without cheating, people would still live in caves and be very miserable. That's why people even join, so called, cheating classes and call themselves swingers.

[edit] Why cheating is A.O.K!

Everybody cheats, it's a fact made by scienticians in a lab somewhere. I mean think about it, your dad cheats, if he didn't he'd be sexually frustrated and have arguments with the you mum (Who is also cheating) all this lack of sex, would then force your dad to leave and possibly turn homosexual. Your heroes cheat as well, do you think Sonic the hedgehog who be so fast if he didn't cheat and take steroids? You know, he sacrifices his testicles that grow smaller every day for people like you and what does he get in return? Sega Superstar tennis on the Wii thats what. To repeat everybody cheats, Oscar Wilde steals quotes from Anonymous, how many times do you think Beethoven stole music sheets when Mozart wasn't looking? a lot of times. I mean, I'm cheating right now, I'm copying this from a book and you're cheating now, your eyes are reading this, but your brain is just starting to make stuff up, to keep you distracted because it stopped paying attention a while ago googoo cheese nick monkey koo koo ker khoo.

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Cheating can be fun for many people.