Cheesecake reform

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The Cheesecake Reform was when God finally cracked and altered his Bible to only include a recipe for a low fat cheesecake:

[edit] Ingredients

1 Honey Grahams, crushed (about 3 Tbsp.), divided

2/3 cup boiling water

1 pkg. (4-serving size) Jello Brand Lemon Flavor Sugar Free Low Calorie Gelatin

1 cup Low Fat Cottage Cheese

1 container (8 oz.) Fat Free Cream Cheese

2 cups thawed Whipped Topping

[edit] Preparation

Sprinkle 1/2 of the crumbs onto side of 8- or 9-inch springform pan or 9-inch pie plate sprayed with no stick cooking spray.

Stir boiling water into gelatin in large bowl at least 2 minutes until completely dissolved. Cool 5 minutes. Pour into blender container. Add cheeses; cover. Blend on medium speed until smooth, occasionally scraping down side of bowl.

Pour into large bowl. Gently stir in whipped topping. Pour into prepared pan; smooth top. Sprinkle remaining crumbs around outside edge.

Refrigerate 4 hours or until set. Remove side of pan just before serving. Store leftover cheesecake in refrigerator.

He also gave The Bible a subtitle; "A useful book".

[edit] The reform's repercussions

After giving this new reform life, God changed his name to Bob and moved to a cardboard box in the streets of London, where he now live a quiet life writing a new book called "A Teaspoon: Why Heaven is an unhospitable place to live".

[edit] Reason

The reason of this sudden reform is a big mystery. But the most popular theory concludes that Bob (aka God) was tired of all the attention. People always visited his house to touch him and get his autograph. Bob could not handle it anymore and therefore went crazy and changed his famous book in silence to wipe himself from the history books.