Cheesy Gordita Crunch
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Amongst the truest of Taco Bell fans, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is a true delicacy. With its nearly orgasmic combination of a hard taco, surrounded by various melted cheeses, blood, and special sauce, often just semen, and then again surrounded by a soft, chewy Gordita, there is little else that could satisfy the needs of any human, alien, dog, or minotaur.
In the midst of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch's prime in 2004, it was abruptly and absurdly removed from the menu, leaving countless T-Bellers in a state of shock, and then Gordita withdrawel. However, thanks to the work of two dedicated young men from Long Island, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch WAS BROUGHT BACK to life later that year. These two men ran marathons and held blood drives to bring back CGC. All in all, the collected over 2,000 pounded in feces and donated it to the CEO of Taco Bell, who needed a feces transplant.
He was so impressed and with the men's dedication to ordering the item off the menu at an alarming rate, (so many times that the local Taco Bell cashier was able to pay for her tuition to the local community college) every Taco Bell on Long Island, then the world, was forced to put it back on the menu.
The fiasco did not end there. On April 6, 2007, the taco bell dog, Gidget sued taco bell for using his special sauce in the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Since Gidget was no longer a member of the T-bell staff, his claim was not valid and they put that damn chihuahua into a blender and sold him to Mexicans as butter.
Later the case was determined by these four syllables: Crunchueesey.
Thus, the Cheesy Gordita Crunch was brought back by popular demand, and a third World War was pushed off for another 100 years or so.
