Chef Brian
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We are slaves to the denture Koala, and it's army of light bulbs with feet"
(Translation: Chef Brian Likes this article)“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAN ON ABOUT?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Chef Brian
“What the hell is wrong with me, creating something like this?!”
~ Tim Buckley on Chef Brian
As the nightingale cooks bacon on the happy slug, I shall appear from the monkey house of lost socks.
[edit] WELSH RAREBIT!
You're getting some in another universe too. It's in the 90s. When will the clouds ever learn? Sadness in the air.
There's always next year...
I can't read that. Or french? I might understand french better than that! Bang, yes. Oui, j'ai dumpé? My piercing itches. Not a troll that lives in a shed? Not to worry. I've been killed before. my old martial arts school was called Temple Kung Fu.
[edit] Zizou!!!
He's the king of the monkeys! Is there actually a page which lists the TKF Darwin rules? He knows shit...i hope he dies of pnemonia! hiscodipthoteriananism? YES! Buffalo ladies! I just read the Darwin Rule! That but a few years ago would have had more than enough votes! I'M WRITING A NEW JESUS ARTICLE! But the way to view it, is that we've moved on. You wanna make it? Whats the address of the IRC channel's quote bank. We do NOT remove flagged quotes. Do you fools understand? DO NOT FLAG QUOTES, IT IS A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOR. Now I'm just trying to outrun the other primates. ER is on in 15 minutes, nosebleed, just in case you were wondering....
The person who brought the wine brought with him, a cold virus. No time to talk, too much brooding. I've been killed before. my old martial arts school was called Temple Kung Fu. Sannse is fire-proof. I discourage the use of SimCaputosis! Money told me before. Hey, we have a horde of admins, suddenly!
[edit] Elephant Ferrets
Do you know why bacon has that distinct sound? The answer is in the waffle iron. All powerful things start there. But did the mouse catch the hamburger? I think not. His spleen was too powerful. The butcher did though. He ate a concrete sandwich. My toast is melting. How important was the invasion of the strawberry factory? They're all hand made, lovingly, with a spear. And of course, the watch. It seems that putting cheese in the microwave was energy well spent. It now resembles a sugary land of salmon. My soul tickles with the wrath of a thousand Norweigan coconuts.
Note to user, This article was created using quotes from the Uncyclopedia IRC channel (with the exception of Elephant Ferrets), giving it a a look of pure chef brian-esque randomness. Also, if you've heard of chef Brian, You'd know it's is supposed to be incoherent! That's the humour! (No it's not) (Ignore last comment)
