Chemical element

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The number of chemical elements are currently unknown. There are theories whether everything is composed from atoms or is subdivisible forever, claimed by inatomists, f.ex. the Discordian sect of Hyperchaotics use to claim, that even though everything is composed from atoms, the atoms can be subdivided into "elementary particles", and "elementary particles" can be subdivided into quarks, that, by induction, therefore can be subdivided forever. On the other hand, the atomists stemming from Demokritos, claims everything is composed from atoms hooked to each other by minor hooks (sometimes called bindings) to form molecules. The other central question is what the elements really are, f.ex. whether everything is composed from "earth", "water", "air" and "fire" (by conventional physics denoted aggregation states, "solid", "liquid", "gaseous" and "plasma"), or from some kind of other element classification. This is the big fat loser's theorem of the world where 5.5 kJ of energy makes everything shit uncontrollably from their ANUS!

[edit] Subdivisability

The main topic of subdivisability in the area of Chemistry is whether the matter can be subdivided forever, as claimed by the inatomists, Thales from Miletos, Aristoteles, some Super String theoreticists and more, or on the other hand atomists, Demokritos, Niels Bohr, Thomson and more, that claim the atoms to be subdividable only to a certain level.

[edit] Element theories

Element theories are many:

• Unielementar theories: Thales water-only theory,
• Bielementar theories: Albert Einsteins matter and energy,
• Aggregational elements: Earth (solid), Water (liquid), Air (gaseous) and Fire (plasma), sometimes extended by Ether (Vacuum) or Stone of Wisdoms (Einstein-Bose Condensate),
• 100-elements: Dalton theories about some more than 110 elements.