Chick Magnet
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Magnets are materials that produce a magnetic field of their own. A Chick Magnet is a magnet that produces a Ranged-Fem Magnetic Field, which, in layman's words, means a magnetic field that attracts chicks.
Materials without a permanent magnetic moment can, in the presence of ranged fem magnetic fields, be attracted (shallowamagnetic), or repelled (pretentiousmagnetic). Common blonde is shallowamagnetic; Goths are pretentiousmagnetic.
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[edit] Characteristics of chick magnets
Chick magnets divide into categories: Cutos, Bad Ass, Expensives and Gays.
[edit] Cuto
Cuto chick magnets are the type of magnets that is so adorable, that shallowmagnetic chicks will immediately burst into cuteness attack and say "oh, he's so adorable, is he yours?". This usually apply to babies, furry pets, and Darth Vader.
[edit] Bad Ass
Bad ass chick magnets used to be more common in the 80s, yet nowadays can be found mainly in small towns in southern USA. Among these bad ass chick magnets are sex, drugs, rock and roll, motorcycles, trumpets, piercings and tatoos. These usually work on the less developed shallowmagnets, who think they rebel against their creators since they know better. They are usually right.
[edit] Expensives
Expensive materials are highly prone to attract chicks. This is caused due to the innate preoperty of women to strive to symbiosis, thus allowing them not to work and sit around all day and get fat. This category, although might seem to consist only of raw materials such as gold and platinum, may surprise you. Other things that fall into this category include sports cars, a pool, bling, your own record company, and a girlfriend.
[edit] Gays
Main article: Gay
No one actually knows why chicks are attracted to gays. A ridiculous rumor suggests that there's something to do with being sensitive and caring. That rumor was proven to be completely false in the 2007's "hand grenade incident".
[edit] No Monopoles
Remember that all chick magnets must follow Maxwell's Equations, namely that:
So there are no monopoles, and every chick magnet must both be attractive and repulsive depending on their orientation, or how they are approached. Approaching a chick magnet in a bar can be much more attractive than waking up next to them the morning after, which according to popular journals has been proven to be a much more repulsive case. A chick magnetic monopole was supposedly detected in an experiment at Berkley on Valentine's day, but this has never been reproduced.
one exception to this is moving the other end so far away the repulsive field does not interact with chicks in the area, leaving only the attractive one. this is how one becomes a movie star.
[edit] Magnetization process of materials
[edit] Magnetizing materials
Some materials are not magnets, yet can be temporarily magnetized. Unlike with regular magnets, rubbing yourself against a puppy won't make you a chick magnet. More likely, it will make you a deviant, maybe even a prisoner. Most magnetizable materials can only be magnetized with one kind of chick magnets. For example, in order to make a duck a chick magnet, you can't pierce it (bad ass), nor can you make it wear a necklace and (expensive). The only way to magnetize a duck is to make it gay.
[edit] Demagnetizing materials
Specifically, only Gay can be demagnetized. The process is very long and complicated, and will not be specified here, but at the end, it turns into Richard Simmons.
[edit] Characteristics of shallowmagnetic materials
Main article: Women
[edit] Anti magnets
Surprisingly, some materials in nature are anti-magnetic to chicks. Paradoxically, there are materials which are attracted to to anti-magnets. The group of anti magnets usually consists of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, living with your parents, folk music records and also extensive knowledge about actual magnets.
A subgroup of pretentiousmagnets, called smartmagnetic materials, is usually attracted to anti magnets, however, repels and is repelled by regular chick magnets. This happens due to the fact that smartmagnets are usually hedious and uncool, and owners of chick magnets can get a lot better.
