Chicken Noodle Soup

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Chicken Noodle Soup is a chain of amusement parks owned by Wild Man Fischer, Indiana Jones, and a saguaro cactus. There are 30 amusement & water parks run by Six Flags, none of which carry the Chicken Noodle Soup name. The houses of several old people, surrounded by a fog of body odor, were destroyed in the construction process. As compensation they were awarded official amusement park merchandise. The park took its name from a popular flavor of lunch meat. In 2006, the chain celebrated its 450th injured visitor.

[edit] History

The Chicken Noodle soup chain began in 1929 with the creation of a Native American village. The village was taken over by Indiana Jones and turned into a profitable amusement park, forcing several old people to move. The original amusement park featured many Native American-themed activities, including the Native American archery gallery, a Native American railroad, a Native American hot dog eating contest, and pin the tail on the donkey. Following large-scale social upheaval in the 1960s all of these attractions, except for the hot dog eating contest, were replaced by other attractions, such as the Native American video game arcade, Bob Dylan karaoke machine, water slides, gladiator fights, pin the tail on the white man, and the pet-a-pickle petting zoo.

Eventually, the more family-friendly events, such as the gladiator fights, came to dominate the amusement park. Attractions better suited to mature audiences, such as the pet-a-pickle petting zoo, were shut down. Ownership of the chain changed several times between Wild Man Fischer, Indiana Jones, and some guy named Joe, and eventually it was split between the three. Joe later became very corrupt and was found guilty of embezzling funds and molesting goats. He was fired and his share of ownership was sold to a saguaro cactus. After being fired Joe molested several more goats out of frustration and was eventually imprisoned. The Chicken Noodle Soup chain is well-known in recent years for attempting to make their visitors' experiences as miserable as possible by removing most of its shading and increasing the length of lines for attractions.

[edit] Song

Later, the cactus decided to collaborate with some rapper guy named Cobol Tongue to create a song to advertise the theme park, as well as a dance to accompany it. The song proved a great success, forcing the theme park to go bankrupt and to further melt the minds of kids these days. The song was featured on Howard Stern's Least Used Playlist, Part 1 CD, and was the most well-known song on it.

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