China

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The threat of Red China must be fought at all costs!

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“Made in China”

~ Everything

For a history of China, see the page People's Republic of China, or don't, whatever turns you on you cheap filthy whore, it migh also interest you to know that the crafty Chinese pioneered...radar!!!!!!!

They took over Burma, the little annoying freaks!!!!

The following pages refer to suitable places that have been visited by Richard M. Nixon

• People's Republic of China
• Red China
• Las Vegas
• Blue China
• Green China
• Yellow China
• Gold China
• Silver China
• Crystal China
• Fire Red China
• Leaf Green China
• Diamond China
• Pearl China
• Gray China
• White China
• Tan China
• Brown China
• Pink China
• Beige China
• Bronze China
• Orange China
• Purple China
• Platinum China
• Magenta China
• Turquoise China
• Aqua China
• Teal China
• Plaid China
• China China
• Mr. T's Underwater Home
• Cyan China
• Secky China
• Chartreuse China
• Wal-Mart's Republic of China
• Chinar
• Republic of China
• Tibet
• Hell
• Chloroflourocarbon Ozone China
• Vagina
• Chinese
• Great Firewall of China
• Those Assholes

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