Chinar

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1 introduction to The Chinar
2 Mothering instincts of The Chinar
3 Chinars Sexual Preferences
4 The Chinars undeground lairs
5 Chinars political ideologies
6 Address for hate-mail
7 See also

[edit] introduction to The Chinar

Scholars maintain that the illusive Chinar is really just china spelt incorectly, although for some strange reason it seems that only British teleprompters make this mistake. Far from being the size of a large country the Chinar has addapted to its natural environment by being 5ft 3". The The Chinar can generally be found hiding from the law, in its underground lair. The Chinar may also be found hunting in the local shop and the cafe. WARNING: The Chinar may be mistaken for Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean

[edit] Mothering instincts of The Chinar

Although no documented evidence of the existence of offspring can be found, it is almost certain that the chinar has had a huge number of children. This conclusion was reached when Scholars noted that The Chinar displayed an astonishing amount of mothering instincts. Such behaviour includes tidying up after other people and telling hairy teenagers that they should cut down on their drinking and drug taking. It is extremely unusual to observe such behaviour in specemins which have not yet produced offspring. This is largely thought to be caused by the activation of the mothering gene that is activated at the birth of the first child. Symptons include incsescent tidying and involantary muscle spasms at the sight of mess

[edit] Chinars Sexual Preferences

Proffesor Yuri Waddislow-Dimitri-Abromabramabramabramovic XII said the following, following an invasion of one of the Chinars lairs: "Upon inspection of said underground lairs a cornicopeia of hundreds upon hundreds of chained up brazilian ophans, whipped and beaten to produce 'milk' from themselves for The Chinar's milk corporation, however we have come to discover The Chinar is after bigger plans, such as The Ally's blood cumming techniques(search files 16380). We have discovered also The Chinar is an incestuous creature by searching for family members to get sexual pleasure from, this disturbed us very much. We then had to escape the lair when we disturbed The Chinar and she took out science team 1 with her depressing poetry. We tried to ease the death but their head's exploded before we could help. WE escaped with Science team 2-3 destroyed and Team 4 in tatters, more will be discovered when we re-approach the lair late next year."

[edit] The Chinars undeground lairs

Proffesor Yuri Waddislow-Dimitri-Abromabramabramabramovic XII is a world renowned expert in the feeding and mating habits of the Chinar. The Chinar is notorisouly difficult to locate, however it has now been discoverd that it spends most of its time in underground lairs hiding form the law.