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“I don't really like them in person, but when you stir-fry them and serve them in those little oriental boxes, they're all right”
~ Mel Gibson on Chinese
The Chinese (Chinese: 打倒小日本) come from a long way overseas. Historically, they were separated into several distinct classes: Han People, Manchu People, Pekingnese People, ChuckieChese People, but now they all look the same. They are an endangered race, and currently number only 1 billion.
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[edit] The Chinese Language
漢語者，漢人言也。蓋華夏地方廣遠，山河數列，海內習用，方音殊異。以中國人多，以漢語為母語者亦眾，合以億計，普世之五一。漢語一字一音，一音可分為聲、韻、調。漢字多不表音，故初用「讀若某」。後佛教東傳，得梵文而知反切，乃用以標音。近世創注音字母及漢語拼音以明音韻。漢語為孤立語，詞語無格、態、性、數之變。故以語序正列而語。 語序為：主謂賓，修飾語置於中心語之前。於數數，必附量詞於數後。各方言語法略異，故白話文之行可亂文字。乃以國語語法為白話文語法。古之語法，實同於文言。初三代之時，天下有國千萬數，言語不通。周既王，始有雅言之稱。諸子著作，皆以雅言。及周道微，天下紛亂，言語異聲，文字異形。尤是楚語至不同也。秦始皇帝混一車書，獨用秦篆，各地方言日合。然至於許慎之世，說文解字之所錄，亦有同義而音異之字，多有「某地曰某為某」之訓。蓋天下文字雖一，而言語未統也。此上古音也。古語於語法異於今音，可見諸尚書 魏晉之世，北族南面，雖魏孝文帝力主洛音，而古音已變，詩始不得押韻。中原漢胡雜合，而成唐音，為中古之音。於南國，衣冠之南渡，亦有吳音混於正音者。此世樂府有吳曲、西州曲之分，蓋亦異音之故也 宋世，中原復為胡君，語音大變。四聲缺入，派為三聲。唯江南淪陷不足百年，語音未大變也。明初都應天，永樂間北遷，百官隨同，江左之音復入燕地。以後四百年皆都北京，逐以為國語矣 ching chong.
[edit] History
[edit] Mao Zedong and the Communist Party
Mao Zedong is the national hero of China. His credits include causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, and genocide.
[edit] Culture
The greatest contribution to humanity by Chinese people is known to be Chinese food. They also built the Great Wall of China, the only man-made structure that can be seen from Uranus.
[edit] Chinese Diaspora
The Chinese inhabit many countries of the world, including Japan, where they are called "Japanese" and Korea, where they called "Koreans".
[edit] See also
- People's Republic of China
- [1] --How God made Chinese people
