Chlorasaurus
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A large, purple flavored dinosaur, with a rotund, green belly and large, yellow toes. Originally developed in a laboratory, intended for use in the cosmetic testing industry. In 1985, however, a large population escaped and ran to the hills.
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[edit] Natural Habitat
Wild Chlorasaurus' are usually found in the Amazon Jungle of Kazakhstan, surrounded by many lush trees and shrubs.
[edit] Feeding Habits
Chlorasaurus' feed on blue cabbages and drink only battery acid. They are generally very picky with their acid, and most will only drink Duracell. As for the cabbages, they don't really have much of a choice, as any other type of solid nourishment will cause them to asplode.
[edit] Common Behavior
Chlorasaurus' often develop infatuations with other dinosaur species, such as the Gerardogayosaur and the Frankieroraptor, and stalk them for weeks on end. Generally speaking, at the end of these aforementioned infatuations, Chlorasaurus' will smoosh their loved ones to death under their tushes, as a sign of respect for them. They also enjoy singing. Their voices have been compared to that of a dying sperm whale.
[edit] Chlorasaurus Population
For many years, the Chlorasaurus' have been hunted by the iMonsters and the Atlasaurs. For this reason, the Chlorasaurus population has been on a steady decline. As of February 6, 2007, 200,000,000,000,000 Chlorasaurus' are still living. This is down by 150,000, compared to last year. Conservation efforts are currently underway.
