Choplin JNR

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Choplin JNR is an unnacceptable display of violence by Scott Joplin and Chopin.

[edit] The Beginning

At the exact same day Scott Joplin and Whatever his name is Chopin both decided they were to adopt a child. So they both went down to the center and there was one left. A boy called 'Luke'. They said they had to decide who would get 'Luke' amongst themselves, so instead of talking about it like rational people (which they're not) they decided to beat each other up to see who wins. After getting escorted away by the police, both Joplin and Chopin went to court to see who would win. The Judge dicided that they should share it (oh dear) and they both went away with 'Luke'. They decided that they didn't like the name Luke that much, so they renamed him 'Choplin JNR'.

[edit] School

Now Chopin and Joplin were annoyed at Choplin JNR, since he was taking up all their free time. So they sent him to school. At school he was beaten up by his classmates, Hitler, Stalin and Jesus Christ. So one day he'd had enough and brought in a stick of dynamite and blew up the school with it. Where did Choplin get the dynamite? That's right, HIS PARENTS!

[edit] The Sueing Of Chopin and Joplin

Chopin and Joplin both said they weren't to blame. They denied giving Choplin JNR the stick of dynamite, and denied all knowledge of him, eventually they went to court and were jailed for 5 years each for possession of bombs.

[edit] Dynamite Addiction

After surviving the blast, Choplin JNR had now got an addiction to blowing stuff up. He went into the house, and Chopin and Joplin weren't there. But, he DID find some dynamite....

[edit] The End

After they got out of jail, Chopin and Joplin went into there house and found Choplin JNR standing there with a stick of dynamite. After running out of the house, Choplin set off to the rebuilt school and blew that up too. No one knows what happened after the blast.

[edit] Trivia

• If Choplin JNR had been adopted by someone else, this never would have happened.

• Two years later, Scott Joplin got arrested for dealing drugs.

• No one knows WHY he was stupidly addicted to blowing things up.