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“There is no sin except stupidity, which you seriosly are”
~ Oscar Wilde on Stupidity, duh!
“Anyone who looks up the word 'Stupid'.”
~ A sensible person on the definition of Stupid
“2 plus 3 equals 8”
~ This Guy on math
“It's not like a lot of people have read the book”
“Mandella's dead...because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandella's!”
~ George W Bush on Mandella or something
“She lost the will to live”
~ Some droid on Padme
“This is going to be worse then that time we kept making random memories”
~ Family Guy on jokes
“You ever be standing around and your friend comes up with a etching and everyones like he whats going on?”
~ Dane Cook on anything
Stupidity is the term for people with an IQ, or Intelligence Quotient, of less than 97. For example, the person who wrote this Article before I edited it.
“"Stupidityiz da term fer da avrige intilligins uv da massis (fer xampul, you r uh stoopid reeturd), nohn az sheep or won hoo iz Xtremelee smart butt apeerz naht too bee, lyke Danny Devilalalalalallaala ahhhhh..........emmmm..........,,,,,,,,,,what this isabout again................//////////////////..i ike orangees O-R-A-N-G-E-S- OYEAH@ LUV DE ORANges...to...”
~ The Former Author of this Article on stupidity
Stupid people pretty much rule the world, with a piece of pie. The world is full of them, and they are an inescapable part of life with rainbows and poop. The rest of us just have to deal with them. There are many types of stupid people in the world, and if you look closely you may even see them in your own life. For example, there are the people who live to screw up life. Go into life sad and come out horny. These are medium-level stupid people. There are the low-level stupid people: people who are harmless in their stupidity. Then there are high-level stupid people, such as mass murderers and Hitler.
[edit] The History Of Stupidity
Evidence of ancient stupidity has been found in the cave paintings on the banks of the Tigris and Missouri rivers in Missouri. In an attempt to throw you off course, we will now start talking about the stupid paintings because of your ignorance. In these paintings, we see young warriors being slain by their enemies, having ridden into battle wielding little more than swords fashioned from rolled-up papyrus (this was at a time when bronze swords were all the rage). In recent years though, experts are now uncertain whether such forms of stupidity could have existed at a time so long before the clergy first appeared. (WTF?) But the most ancient stupidity of all is considered by 17 out of 23 deceased radio-show writers to be the creation of the universe, which made a lot of people very angry and was widely regarded as a bad idea. This stupidity could only be a symptom of common boredom. Entire states in the United States of America have also been found to be, on average, stupid. These states include: Kansas, Nebraska, Arizona, Indiana, Tennessee, North Carolina, West Virginia, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, New Mexico, North Dakota, Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, Montana, Oklahoma, South Dakota, South Carolina, Wyoming, Idaho, Utah and Mississippi. It must be noted that well over 90% of these states voted for the Lord of Stupidity.
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Other evidence of stupidity has also been discovered from the dark ages, in which the Domesday Book records that peasants and nobles alike shall go forth and work the land for 60 head of cattle per day. Historians agree that this indeed was stupid at a time when the bartering system had not even been invented yet. The Bayeux Tapestry, also clearly shows King Henry the Eighth, paying his first wife, Elizabeth the First, buff up his shoe leather.
By the year 2011 the world entered the fifth phase of greelack and cream puffs and chickens with chocolate ruled the world with a rubber fist.
[edit] The Mathematics of Stupidity
Stupid people often come from other stupid people. Just like smart people come from smart people. We will call the stupid person X, so when X mixes with X you natrually, these being stupid people, get X, another stupid person. To avoid this, stupid people should have sex with animals that are dumber than they are, if its too hard to find one, I guess a smarter animal would be OK.
Now you may ask, "What about a stupid person and a smart person?" Well...lets make the smart person * and the stupid person is still X. Now when * combines with X you get an impossible equation so the child is a deformed mutant freak who resembles Gearge Bush. This retarded, yet charismatic freak then runs for president of the U.S.A and fucks everything (and everyone) up. Of course Gorge Bush was the result of a stupid and a smart person, who had no business together, getting together and making it their business.
[edit] Ways To Find Stupidity In YOUR Neighbourhood!
- If a person picks their nose and then looks at the booger to see if it is bloody, they're stupid.
- If a person looks up stupid in the dictionary, chances are, they're stupid.
- If a person spends time thinking about what they ate last night, you guessed it, they're probably stupid.
- If a person's science project is about werewolves, then they are stupid.
- If a person fails to answer "Where were you educated" on a resume, they are obviously stupid.
- If a person looks in the bowl to see how big the bowel movement was, they are stupid.
- If a person picks off their scabs as a source of nourishment, they may be stupid.
- If a person writes "okay" where it says "Do not write in this space" they are stupid.
- If a person cites Ashton Kutcher as their inspiration, they are beyond stupid.
- If a person sticks a chicken pot pie in their ear, they are really stupid.
- If a person watches Baywatch for actual medical knowledge, they are liars. They're staring at tits.
- If a person thinks a woman likes him just because he gave her roses, hes probably stupid.
- if he's you he's stupid
Shut up you smelly people
