Church of EMACS

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“These guys are so weird. Speaking ^x-Mc all the time”

~ Oscar Wilde on Church of Emacs

“I got it working, now they call me a Saint. OMG”

~ RMS on Church of Emacs

The Church of EMACS is a protestant cult led by the well-known terrorist Richard M. Stallman. Their main claims are :

1 Beliefs
2 Faith
3 How-to become a member
4 Who shall you venerate ?

[edit] Beliefs

the End is coming.
Bill Gates is a tool of Satan, so is Linus Torvalds
VIM sucks.
In America, EMACS uses you.

[edit] Faith

The Church believes that using any other software than EMACS on one's computer is sinful and sentenced by Hell or other gruesome penalties. Their leader, RMS, is considered dangerous and his relations with Osama Bin Laden have been documented by the Central Intelligence Agency.

Jack Chick has written an essay on the Church of EMACS : Why no revival ? Among nice cartoons is developed Satanist theology, explaining why catholics suck

[edit] How-to become a member

There are three ways to become a member of the Church of EMACS.

Sacrifice a puppy to St IGNUcius (or any other iSaint) and spill its blood on a Dvorak keyboard.
Install EMACS on any single computer you see (port it if you can't just install it)
Repeat thrice There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels. (this third method isn't recommended anymore, since there seems to be a patent infringement with Allah).