Circle Jerk

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A bishop about to be beaten by his own clergy

A circle jerk is a favorite activity of 13 year-old boys, boy scouts, monkeys, gay people, and Michael Jackson's brain cells. A circle jerk will generally occur after comparing penises, talking about fat chicks, or when watching porn.

Often circle jerks are initiated by mind controlling pedophiliac space aliens. After circle jerking, blowing each other, and having anal sex, the dumbfounded adolescents will lose their friends. This has contributed over 895 billion dollars to Myspaces's profit over the last five years, as the friendless boys need the illusion of 58474847 buddies. It also is the largest contributing factor in the sustained profitability of shrinks. As shrinks buy fucking ugly pantsuits like they have a crazy fetish, this is the driving force behind the clothing market of Macy's. If the aliens stopped this practice the US economy would FAIL IN A WEEK!

Other instances of circle jerks are:

1. Catholic ritual in which a group of the faithful gather in a circle to summon the Holy Ghost by beating their bishops. Each supplicant deposits his "ghost" onto a wafer or cracker, and the last one to finish must then eat the cracker, thereby communing (or taking Communion) with the Catholic tripartite god.

As one of the basic tenets of Christianity is to spread the message of god to the less fortunate, a participant in this ritual will typically beat his bishop "like it owes him money", so as not to finish last and have to eat the cracker.

2. A favorite camp activity of the Boy Scouts of America as well as party activity for male fraternity.

3. The name of Peter Weller's father

Not to be confused with Jerk Circle, the imaginary line (or circle) where a friend stops being a friend and starts to be a jerk.