Click
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To reach this article, you clicked on "click", thus making a click sound with your mouse...did I just blow your fucking mind?
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[edit] Isn't that a movie?
No, you're wrong as hell, and if you were referring to that gig with Adam Sandler, then nobody cares.
[edit] Isn't that a book?
No, it's pronounced "The Clique", do your homework before you go on misspelling names of stuff, geez.
[edit] What the hell is it then...
Click is the sound made when you click your mouse. Wait... ok. Let me be a little more explicite, man. It's the sound you make when you press your forefinger unto the 'forebutton', or in this case the left button. In any case, it could additionally be the right button, however statistics have shown that 95% of the time, the user is clicking the forebutton/left button.
In any other case, 'click' would be quoted when referring to the actual sound, however this article features the word so I thought I'd make it all special for you by not quoting it. Despite being so very grammatically incorrect.
[edit] Other times when the sound is incorrectly heard
- When you run out of ammo in Doom
- When you run out of ammo in Battlefield 1942
- When you run out of ammo in any other FPS that doesn't deserve being mentioned
- When you run out of ammo in real life
- The sound of a keyboard that someone (ie. you) might happen to being typing on. Unfortunately the people who assumed this are all dumbasses, so their views are incredibly constrained and very imperceptive; the sound of a keyboard is more commonly known as 'clack' than click.
- When the god damn payphone won't release, despite you having inserted up to 3 quarters; then someone laughs at you for being such a dumbass and doing it in the first place, but you're happy because you now have an excuse to kick their ass...
- When you get arrested for assault despite having a very valid reason for kicking some guy's ass
- The sound of a BB Gun that that guy used to scare away Dick and Jane; those things are fucking loud...
- The sound of a nerd's spine snapping
- The sound of one's fingers snapping; unfortunately the word was really derived from the actual sound it made, so the people who suggested this were promptly damned by god
- The sound of an ultralisk's tusks colliding with each other... usually this is more of a 'BOOM' followed by tormented screams so it doesn't really apply with the exact context of click.
- The sound a mutalisk makes when it screams; normally this is more of a 'NREEEEEHHHLLLGLAH!' at 150db, but the kids still got a badge for setting a goal and seeing it through
- The sound of an extra-large, planetary-defense-class ion cannon of the 26th century; usually this is more of a 'KLUMMMMPIIIISHZZNNRRG!' at 8700000db; the theorists could of seriously been critiqued, only everyone died from asploded ears, liquification, and a fully decimated 'soundproof' room... they also probably would of been fed bat fuck insane inducing gas for being dumbass enough to try it anyway. So kids, one can easily say that this is probably the one fucking-retarded-jackass-imitation that you can, in fact, get away with.
Similar links: Onomatopoeia
