Clinically insane

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Ja albert ajstajn minus drugi napisao sam 3 mutova zakona

Prvi Mutov Zakon

intezitet podudarnosti svetlosti u vremenu je negativno srazmerno jednak molekulima impulsnih negativnih jona u pozitivnom neutronskom jezgru plazmenog izotopa speil silvesterni 34 koji je jednak svetlosnom iskrivljenom elektronskom helijumu u vremenskom prostornom intezitetu sila plutoniumskih molekula a i b u magnetnoj rezonanci kosmickog zracenja dveju sila

Drugi Mutov Zakon

vreme je stvarno velika stvar i stalno dolazi do iskeivljenja sto utice na netacnost satova iskrivljenje vremena mozemo definisati

u drugom MUTOVOM u

koji glasi:

stojim! kako bre da stanem, kad sedim

vreme se iskrivljuje zbog iskrivljenosto intergalaktickogg vremenskog prostora impulsnog vremena natopljeno naelektrisanim jonima pozitivne rezolucije atomskog jedinjenja cestica kvarkova grupisani molekurskom formulom jedinjenja kristala olovva izotopa 534 sa 3 atoma natrijuma plazmenih supstanci vode i alkaidnog srebrnog zlatnog olova koji cine magnetnu rezonancu sa pozitivnim kristalima jona koji uticu da se sve ovo sjedini u jednu veliku elektricnu Xplazmu i to je sa elektriciteom impulsni magnetnu hemsofigularni demozibni urinski prostor.

Treci Mutov Zakon

sada na satovima pise da je 1:03 a ustvari je 10:45 pre podne zbog iskrivljenosti zato su krivi molekuli zbog iskrivljenosti intergalaktickog vremenskog prostornog impulsnog vremena koje sprovodi impuls po mutavim linijama alotropski modifikovane pozitrone olova? alotropski modifikovane pozitrone olova cine joni sa ledenim cesticama vrele lavevulkanskog izmeta pri velikom pritisku izlozenom zracenju zlatnih poluga

By His Infernal Majesty, St3fan & Moskwa

An example of a clinically insane person

“We drink Ritalin!”

~ Adolf Hitler on insanity's perks.

The clinically insane believe that what is real is not real, and what is not real is, actually, real. This belief structure not only involves the gratuitous use of commas and other punctuation for its explanation, but also affords the clinically insane the luxury of never actually being wrong.

If a clinically insane person looks at four apples on a desk and tells you there are 5 apples, it may be because they actually believe there are 5 apples on the desk, it may be because they do not understand the difference between 4 and 5 as numerical values, or it could be because apple math is actually different from normal math as is understood by people who function in what is commonly known as 'sanity'.

[edit] Being Uninsane

The opposite of being clinically insane is known as Sanity. The actual presence or absence of 'sanity' as a physical condition or belief structure can neither be proven or disproven, thus making the task of trying to convince yourself that you are either sane or insane both time-consuming and a whole lot of fun, especially if you are intoxicated by various chemicals, or have been participating in Kitten Huffing.

Since a clinically insane person can never actually be told they are wrong and then actually believe this assertion, trying to convince a clinically insane person of anything at all can be considered 'sport', especially if they have a pet unicorn. Clinically insane people who have pet unicorns are best left unbefuddled, since befuddling them will incur the wrath of the unicorn. In fact, it is best to not befuddle the unicorn either, come to think of it. Befuddling unicorns is not to be taken lightly either.