Clown Hitler
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“He made me laugh. He made me cry. Then he killed me for being gay”
~ Oscar Wilde on Clown Hitler
Clown Hitler, also sometimes known as Ronald McDonald, was the secret child of Hitler conceived by science a month after Hitler's death. He was born on May 30, 1945, in Bad Gottleuba-Berggießhübel, Germany. Rather than being the perfection of his father (the scientists thought that a sense of humor was all the original Hitler lacked), Clown Hitler soon frustrated the scientist's plans by refusing to succeed his father in leading Germany.
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[edit] Clown Hitler's Developing Career
Clown Hitler began writing a blog and working on a book, Mei Cough. Even though his blog was actually very funny, it never got much attention because Clown Hitler had such few friends. He also signed up for Facebook and MySpace page, but got just as little attention there, due to the fact that Clown Hitler would never post stupid pictures of his drunk antics.
[edit] Clown Hitler Finds Happiness
After spending years pursuing various careers, Clown Hitler eventually found happiness performing as a clown and adopted his current title, Clown Hitler. Originally he performed for the circus, but then decided that he preferred to be booked for children's birthday parties. He loves children. In the creepy way. Yeha!
[edit] The Death of Clown Hitler
Clown Hitler tragically died in front of a dozen children due to a juggling disaster. After being so daring as to juggle 12 balls at once, Clown Hitler asked the kids if they dared him to juggle 13. The children told him not to, but Clown Hitler decided to anyways because he had forgotten to take his ritalin. The thirteen ball juggling act proved to be more than Clown Hitler could handle. He was rushed to the emergency room but was past the stage where doctors could help him. He died an hour later. And thus, the last Hitler relative is gone.
