Clubbing
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Clubbing is a compulsory form of national service in the UK for all 18-35 year olds. In addition to the life long skills clubbers can expect to gain in social reasoning, alcohol tolerance and liver failure; clubbing also helps keep British society in check by providing ample experience for Her Majesty's Police and the National Health Service.
Clubbing was discovered in Manchester in 1989. Clubbing coincided with the collapse of the German wall, and like Germans, clubbers don't talk about their dark history of pre-80s clubbing. The torment of ABBA and flares is however satirised in many prime international clubbing locations such as Nottingham and Leeds. Though the pain is too deep for even some endowed with the dark depths of British humour.
Clubbers often refer to 'living for the weekend' and might actually own a copy of Hard-Fi's first album to reflect the fact that they 'live for the weekend'. Clubbers take drugs as a matter of course but lower class clubbers often binge drink themselves to excess because they 'are having a f*cking laugh'.
Those not seen to be 'having a laugh' are often stigmatised and sometimes offensively called 'cultured'.
Clubbers are often seen as outstanding moral citizens. Their commitment to clubbing inspires many inches of newspaper dribble and promotes solid social cohesion through the binding of urine, vomit and cottage chicken outlets across the British Isles.
