Cobra

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Cobra Commander and Destro, 6-Time Champions of the Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition. Photo taken in at the end of the 1987 competition. Both of them were stuck on the toliet for weeks. Cobra also won the National Lincon Log Award for this.

Cobra is a world affiliation of evil, terror and bullying. Cobra appears to be run by Cobra Commander, although rumors of a coup thrown by Serpentor have surfaced. These rumors are unconfirmed; however, Cobra member Destro has been seen giving orders to Cobra Commander on multiple occasions. Cobra's exploits include faking UFO sightings, hiring the elderly, winning the Annual Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition 6 years running and finding oil for Dubya.

1 History
- 1.1 The War Against Terror
- 1.2 Cobra in a Post-War World
2 Cobra Henchmen
3 See also
4 External links

[edit] History

[edit] The War Against Terror

Sammy Davis, Jr was Cobra`s most famous black jewish convert.

In 1981, Has been] toys declared war on Cobra, giving several differing reasons including falsified connections to several pop stars, baseless claims that Cobra was planning to build Weapons of Mass Stupidity, and low toy sales. The U.S. government under Reagan created the GI JOE team to deal with the problem. The Joes fought a decade long battle with Cobra, blowing up billions of dollars worth of material, but killing 0 Cobras. Since this, Cobra has gone underground with its operations, only appearing once in awhile to blow up some stuff and shoot laser pointers in people's eyes.

[edit] Cobra in a Post-War World

In the late 1990s, Destro liquidated a variety of Cobra assets, including Hot Dogs (which proved to be, in liquid form, rather yummy.) One of these assets was Cobra Commander, who went public with a tell-all book "BLAST YOU JOESSSS!" The book became a New York Times bestseller for 3 months, earning Cobra Commander a position as the head of the FCC. His reign as The Emperor of the FCC has been recognized as one of the harshest periods of media censorship in the United States of America and included eating Napster, Morpheus, Bearshare, Trinity, and Neo.

As The Emperor of the FCC, Cobra Commander gained popularity by using the phrase "You've got to censor the media, you FOOLSSSS!" and flying away in a Cobra pod. He has not been seen ever since his pod crashed in 2009. It was presumed to have landed in Chernobyl. He was found in 2111 working at a store that sold knock off GI JOE action figures.

[edit] Cobra Henchmen

Look sharp kids, Cobra has many henchmen, why one of these evil creeps below could be hiding under your bed! These highly trained soldiers shoot with pinpoint deadly accuracy, and they shoot to kill.