Cock
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EVERYONE LIKES ABIT OF COCK NOW AND AGAIN
“Where did it go?”
~ George W. Bush on his wedding night
“My neighbors are nuts and the guy who lives down the street is a real asshole.”
~ your Cock on his life
“When I got my removed it hurt like a mothafucker.It was better for porn.”
~ Bea Arthur in an interview about the Golden girls
“I love watching those Cock fights, it excites me so much... Oh, and them chicken fights are pretty good too.”
~ Oscar Wilde on cock fights
Cocks are short furry little things that battle each other to their deaths.
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[edit] My cock burns. help me?
Before the fight, cocks are usually equipped with the best cock fighting material. Short but sharp pieces of metal are usually placed on the Cock's pecker (otherwise known as its beak). The cock would then enter the ring and try and stab its opponent to death. At least this is usually the case, on some occasions the two cocks are known to get very affectionate with each other thus making the sport uncompetitive. In some places, the people who came to watch the cock fights would get their money back, in other "clubs" one would have to pay extra if you want to see the cocks become affectionate.
[edit] The confusion between the farm animal and the male genital
According to Oxford dictionary, a cock can be both a male chicken and a dick. Because of this, it is very unfortunate that in the work place i can't say the word because of its "other side". Fuck the english language.
[edit] What do Cocks look like?
[edit] Baby Cocks
A cock begins its life as a small, bald thing. At this stage in life one cannot tell whether this cock would be knocking up the hens when it's older or whether it would be wrestling other cocks in the arena. Only later in life would it become clear if it's a wrestler or a breeder, sometimes the cock would prefer both.
[edit] Adult Cocks
An adult cock is noticeably bigger then a baby cock, one might also notice that it is a great deal fluffier then a baby cock. As a cock gets bigger it becomes slightly more aggressive, one has to watch themselves when in the presence of an especially large cock.
They also tend to get longer, more reddish and decide to grow even more when it comes to fighting or breeding..or both at the same time.
[edit] The Franchise
[edit] Famous Cock Suckers
- Jack Thompson
- Bill Gates
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Michael Jackson
- Your Mom
- Bob Dole
- Oprah Winfrey
- George Bush
- Willy Wonka
- Me
- Why you all up in my Kool-Aid?
- j. zisa
- Daniel Mucaro
