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Code Lyoko
J3R3M13, Ulrich, Yumi, and Odd (raping Kiwi)".
What it is	Cartoon Drama Franime Pokemon
Creator	Mario
Starring	Hannah Montana Bill Cosby Chuck Norris Ash Ketchum Shigeru Miyamoto Zac Efron Jack Black Utada Hikaru Ganon
Who's running it	Cartoon Network
How long is it	1337 Minutes
No. of episodes	1337
Would Oscar Wilde watch it?	Oh yes.

“Why the fuck are the french trying to make anime?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Code Lyoko

“They jump into a computer, and they go to an egg factory, and then they fight scanners!”

~ Ralph Wiggum on Code Lyoko

“You Bastards!”

~ Minutemen on Code Lyoko

“TIMMAY!”

~ Timmy on Code Lyoko

“I am like, SO not gay!... OMG! HOT GUY!!!!”

~ Odd on his sexuality

“The Volcano Replika should be called the LAG REPLIKA! ”

~ Kichigai McGachoo on Code Lyoko: Quest For Infinity

Code Lyoko is a French anime show about a 1337 H4X0R who must send his friends into a virtual world called Lee's Egg Yolk-o's and save the world from some 35-year old hacker that identifies as XANA. They originally thought he was from 4chan, but then they discovered 4chan was too cool for XANA.

1 Setting
- 1.1 Secondary Setting
2 Usual Plot
3 Characters
4 Episodes
- 4.1 Season 1
- 4.2 Season 2
5 Controversy
6 See Also

[edit] Setting

The show takes place at a boarding school called Kadick Junior High. Nobody knows where the fuck it is, though some have a theory it's south of Bel-Air, West of Paris, East of Springfield, and North of Pacific Coast Academy.

It's in fucking France .

[edit] Secondary Setting

One of the videogames based off the show, Code Lyoko: Cragging of X.A.N.A., takes place in a weird parallel planet called the Volcano Replika. This Replika is inside a Supercomputer hidden aboard the Death Star, disguised as an astromech droid.

[edit] Usual Plot

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Code Lyoko.

A normal plot for a Code Lyoko episode is the kids doing some crap at school, then XANA fucks something up, the kids go to Lee's Yolk- O's, turn off a tower, and go back to the past.

[edit] Characters

Jeremie- A 1337 H4X0R. He operates a Ultimate Computer in a old abandoned Crack factory near their school. He fell in love with a virtual elf named Aelita, and stayed up every god damn night to bring her to the real world. Played by Some nerd.
Ulrich- In the real world, he appears just to be some normal boring Russian, but when he goes to Lee's Yolk-O's, he becomes an ass- kicking Ninja. He is also secretly dating Yumi. He also avoids questions about his personal life because he's a bastard who has no emotions. He's also the most popular of the group because of this. Played by Chuck Norris.
Yumi- Ulrich's girlfriend, though she denies it. She said to Ulrich that she just wants to be friends, but don't be fooled. That's only pretend. She and Ulrich are doing each other and are just lying so Milly and Timmya don't put an article in the paper about it because Yumi is a year older. She has been shown to be able to kick ass and break windows with her forehead. Played by Utada Hikaru.

Odd looking at gay porn like the pervert he is.

Odd- The Transvestite of the group. He constantly wears Pink and purple, and has a weird ass hairdo similar to Jimmy Neutron's. He has had sex with just about every girl in the school, except for Yumi and Aelita, due to the fact that Ulrich and Jeremie threatened to slice him if he did. He is rumored to be Bisexual. Played by Chris Crocker.
Aelita- An pink-haired elf chick the kids found on Lyoko. Jeremie fell in love with her and eventually brought her to the real world. She was eventually discovered to be human, except for a lack of a vagina. They later got her one. Jeremie is dating her, which pisses off Herb because evryone can get a frekin' girl but him! In Season 13, it was revealed that she is Link's sister. In 2043 she joined a band that went on to sell 1337 albums in a day, Played by Hayley Williams.

Aelita sees a penis for the first time.

William-Added in Season 2 after he was expelled from his previous school for causing a massacre. He is known to be very Emo. Notably sold by Ulrich to XANA for a packet of biscuits. In 2426 he launched a solo album of limited success. Played by Riku.
Sissi- The anorexic retarded whore of the school. She claims that there's no guy in school who doesn't want to fuck her. She has been known to try to rape Ulrich, wanting to kill Yumi which she actually tried to do, but Yumi, being Japanese unleased her Asian fury and kicked her ass, Sissi also sells blowjobs for $5. Played by Jamie Lynn Spears.
Jim- The bitchy fatass gym teacher. He has also been known to be a douche. Played by Jack Black.
Principal- The principal. Sissi's dad. Played by You.
Chuck Norris- YA RLY. Played by Shigeru Miyamoto.
CD-i Link- The character only lasted for 1 episode. His first scene was in Episode 1, where he was prompty killed by the giant Rayquaza doll 3 seconds later. Played by Your Mom.
Milly and Timmayia- They show you what news reporters look like as kids. Milly has been known to have a Rayquaza doll. Timmayia can only say her name. sound familiar? Played by Donald Trump and Timmy, respectively.
Lord Sora- Was only in Episode 16, where he arrived in disguise at Kadick, where Sissi promptly raped him, pissing off her bitches Herb and Some guy you don't know. Played by Sora.
Kiwi- Odd's pet Mudkip. The school rules say you can't have pets, but Odd got pissed off and snuck in his pet Mudkip in his arse. Played by Arnold.
Herb and Some Guy you Don't know- Sissi's bitches. Played by Howard Stern and Phil Harrison.
XEROXana- The former president of Xerox, who got fired and went into a deep depression, then becoming a hacker and fucking stuff up. The group think's he's bat fuck insane and he's some 32 year old fat dude living in his mother's basement living off of orange soda and beef jerkey. Played by Kel Mitchell.
Mama Luigi- The lunch lady. Played by Raven-Symone.
Youngjisue-Yumi's annoying bratty little brother, who was brutally murdered by Yumi in episode 666, "This is SPARTA!" when he sold photos of Yumi and Ulrich doing it. Uh..what the hell. Played by Ash Ketchum.
Caillou-Was killed within his first second of being onscreen.

[edit] Episodes

Episodes of the Show so far only have 4 seasons, but those bastards at Cartoon Network were too lazy to air the last 1240 episodes.

[edit] Season 1

1.Teddyrayquaza- Milly and Timmaya attempt to film a news story about the upcoming prom, but Sissi decides to be a bitch, and then when she asks Ulrich to the orgy, He says he's already going with Yumi. She gets pissed, and her Rayquaza doll gets possesed by XEROXana and destroys the city.
2.Seeing Porn is Believing- The kids try to start a rap band, but all the contestants suck. Then they realize that Some guy you don't know is pretty damn good at the drums, and let him In. But then Homer Simpson had an accident at the Nuclear Power Plant, and the kids have to go into Lee's Yolk- O's and save the day, or they're all screwed.
3.Holiday in the Fag- Jeremie and Ulrich put graffiti of Jim masturbating on a wall, and Jim catches them, so he's all pissed and makes Jeremie stay at school during break. Meanwhile, Xana posses some skunks, and they all..well...you figure it out.
4.Lag Book- Sissi find's Ulrich's diary and reads about all his fantasies involving Yumi. She threatens to tell everyone unless he becomes her hoe.But then the bus going to a school field trip gets all drunk and fucked up, and the kids all agree it's the stoner bus.
5.Big Cock- Xana has hacked into the internet and is slowly but surely deleting every site and vandalising Wikipedia. So the kids get all pissed and RV his edits and get blocked for Violating 3RR, then they must stop Osama Bin Laden from crashing two nuclear trains together.
6.Gruel Dillema- Odd drops some vibrators on Jeremie's keyboard, nearly materializing Aelita. Also, some bulldozers fuck up the school. But then, when the kids go to Lee's Yolk-o's, they must use the materialization to save Yumi after Ulrich threatens to commit suicide if Yumi isn't saved.
7.Userpage problem- Yumi gets her spirit stolen by Xana, then at the hospital she beats the shit out of the nurse, then back at school she nearly kills the principal with a phone, then tries to rape Jeremie. The kids all agree that she's all fucked up and possibly drunk or high. Then they have to own the noobs in Lee's Yolk- O's and save the real Yumi, who beats the shit out of the fake Yumi. Guest Star Roxas and Namine.
8.End of the Rake-The principal shows a movie about Sex ed, and then the director says there's going to be a sequel filmed at the factory. Jeremie gets all freaked out and has a heart attack and a splodes, then Sissi demands to get the lead part, just for a monster prop to get possesed by XANA and try to rape Sissi and Ulrich.
9.DirecTV- During class, everybody's cell phone goes off, and the teachers get all freaked out and think it's a bomb. The kids figure out DirecTV was possesed by XANA and fucked everything up, so they fix it. Guest Star Spongebob Squarepants.
10.The Hoe of the Dreams- Some new girl comes to school and Jeremie thinks it's Aelita, so he promptly rapes her, only to get his ass kicked, so he thinks she's drunk and forgot who she is. Meanwhile, Xana possesses a Samauri who tries to kill everyone. Guest Star Jackie Chan.
11.Use Floss- A couple rats get possesed by Xana, then they rapidly reproduce, making millions of goddamn rodents. Since there aren't any cats to be all cool and kick ass at Kadick, the kids are screwed. Meanwhile, some dude thinks Jeremie is bat fuck insane and tries to send him to the happy house.
12.Bohrok Swarming Attack- After Xana fails and gets a [Youfail.org URL sent to them], they get pissed and posses some Bionicle sets. Meanwhile, Ulrich gets photoshopped nude pics of Yumi from Sissi, claiming they're from Yumi, so he gets all horny and tries to get in bed with Yumi.
13.Justin Timerlake- The school gets all fucked up and a splodes, so everyone's all like "WTF?", then while Jim says it's an earthquake, the kdis find out XANA decided to be a bastard and blow up the school, but meanwhile, Odd is being raped by Milly and Timmyia.
14.The Rap-Since it's Aelita's Birthday, they try to make a cake in Paint, but Sissi comes and fucks it up. Then they go to the factory, and Sissi stalks them, only for XANA to posses the factory and break the elevator, breaking Ulrich's arm.
15.Laughing Pit- Yumi's mom catches Yumi's dad at 2girls1cup, and gets all pissed and won't believe it was an accident, making Yumi even more emo Meanwhile, Xana possesses some Laughing gas and makes it a splode, but the kids know the only cure is to piss on someone, so yeah... Guest Star Pit.
16.Santa Claustrophobia- During a soccer game, Ulrich and Odd pwn Sissi's team, so she's all pissed and tries to kill her bitches, when Sora arrives and Sissi promptly rapes him, and that pisses her bitches off, who then plan to kill him. Then Xana Posseses Pikachu and makes him electrify the cafeteria walls. Guest stars Sora and Pikachu.
17.Ammonesia- In class, XANA infects some R.O.Bs and uses them to shoot some weird substance at Ulrich. Later on, he suddenly a splodes. When he awakens, his memory is gone, and Sissi convinces him she's his hoe, but meanwhile, he gets all bitchy with his friends and they determine he's stoned.
18.Krappy Music- XANA infects everyone's iPod so it only plays Barney and Friends , thusly putting everyone into a coma. Odd is the first victim. Then XANA infects iTunes, so everyone is screwed.
19.Hightier-While Jeremie is playing on Xbox live, Aeltia calls in and he accidentally calls her a "sukass n00b", pissing her off. When he tries to go to Lee's Yolk O's, he a aslpodes and is presumed dead, but then he reincarnates as Squanto, but when Squanto is killed by Snake, her reincarnates as Jeremie again, and the group thinks they were having a hangover.
20.The R.O.Bs- There's an NES competition at school, but Herb gets all pissy because he can't get past World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. and sets out to destroy R.O.B.
21.Green Hill Zone- During a school soccer game, Sonic appears and has them play in Green Hill Zone, only for XANA to infect Dr.Robotink. Then they're screwed. Guest Star Sonic.
22.Boobtine- Ulrich gets sick and tired of beating the shit out of Xana and would rather play SSBB, and he also starts worrying that Yumi is pregnant.
23.Bikini Bottom- The kids have a field trip to Bikini Bottom after all the girls have their period, only for Xana to posses The Krusty Krab, so some chick steals a laptop from Wal-Mart.
24.Danny Phantom- Jeremie has a dream where everyone dies and their ghosts are bitches. Guest Star You.
25.Coke on Earth- Aelita begins to go into the real world, but meanwhile Jim's brain cells begin working and he gets suspicious of the kids.
26.Screwed up Start- Aelita comes to earth, only for Jeremie to discover that Xana infects Aelita with some antivirus so they can't shut down their computer or she'll transform into Barney The Dinosaur. Aelita tries to lose her virginity to Jeremie, but they discover she does not have a vagina, and must give her surgery to get her one.

[edit] Season 2

27.New Hoe- After Jeremie discovers Aelita does not have a vagina, He tries to make a program that will make her one so they can have sex. Once she gets one at last, she discovers how to masturbate, and she loses her virginity to Jeremie. He also gets the kids some vehicles and stuff.Meanwhile, they have to go on a field trip, and Ulrich thinks Yumi is screwing a punk kid named William, who was expelled from his last school for causing a massacre. Then they get trapped inside Luigi's Mansion, and they find Aelita in a basement masturbating, then XANA possesses the mansion, and traps Yumi and Ulrich inside the Boiler room, forcing both of them to get naked or they'll die. Meanwhile, Micheal Jackson tries to kidnap Aelita.
28.Unfarted in Territory- While Aelita discovers a whole bunch of cool shit on earth, like porn, video games, and kicking people's ass, Jeremie and the others investigate the mysterious owner of Luigi's Mansion, Heinz Hopper, his link to the Superdeedupercomputer, Lee's Yolk-O's, and XEROXana.
29.Sexploration-After discovering Hyrule, the group decides to explore it, but Yumi can't because her parents find out about her late-night adventures.
30.A Pretty Damn Good Day-After taking another trip to Hyrule and returning to the school, Aelita talks to Jeremie about being a virtual elf, not knowing Sissi is on Stickam and has everything recorded. Meanwhile, the Minutemen are possesed by XANA and fuck some stuff up.
31.Mister Fuck- When Aelita's whining about her nightmares become to got damn annoying to ignore, the group heads to Luigi's Mansion to find the source. Aelita finds a wodden doll she recognizes as Geno, and hidden on it is a keyblade, and it has the dairy of Heinz Hopper. So XANA burns it.
32.Shitty Valentines Day-It's Valentines Day and the scent of Cum is in the air. When a dude possesed by XANA leaves condoms at Aelita's door, she thinks Jeremie got them for her. Since he didn't, he's pissed off and suspects it's Odd, and Jeremie tries to kill him. Meanwhile Her necklace a splodes.
33.Kingdom hearts: Final Mix-When the school has a concert, William accidentally starts a mosh pit. Odd joins in and gets horny. Aelita then stops it, and is elected president. Guest Star Reggie Fils-Aime.
34.Missing Zelda- On a mission to Hyrule, Yumi is attacked by Ganon. He steals her code, saying "YOU MUST DIE". Then they send Sissi there to die as well, but then Yumi is alive. But then they find out Ganon Killed CD-i Zelda instead.
35.The Chips Ahoy! Are down-When Ulrich finds out Yumi might have to go back to Japan, he becomes Emo. after a failure of an attempt to send a letter to George W. Bush, he enters the lottery and wins, and uses the money to keep Yumi at Kadick. Then XANA possesses Some guy you don't know.
36.Marabonta-After reading Heinz Hopper's diary, Jeremie hires the Hulk to pwn XANA.
37.Common Incest-When the supercomputer's urinal stops working, XANA possesses some rapist dude to replace it and rape Aelita.
38.Ketchuptation-After XANA attacks, Jeremie demands they go back to the past and play the shitty games that suck ass. When he gets questioned, he has a temper tantrum and a splodes.
39.A Bad Burn- Ulrich tries to ask Yumi out, but that emo bitch William keeps getting in the way, so he gets psised off. Then, for no apparent reason the kids get driving lessons 2 years early, and Williams a good driver while Ulrich sucks ass at driving. Then XANA materializes one of its monsters and it rapes Youngjisue.
40.Resident Evil-Xana possesses Odd's pet Mudkip and it turns everyone into Zombies and shit. Then William morphs into Bruce Willis. Guest Star Leon Kennedy.
41.Ultimatedumdum- The Principal molests Odd and Yumi.
42.A Fine Shit-Somehow Xana manages to cause Odd and Yumi to switch bodies, then Odd starts fucking everybody in the school while in Yumi's body, and eventually comes to school naked, giving Ulrich a boner.
43.Xana's Fuck-Xana creates a ghost that can turn into anybody, and uses it to get everyone in the group pissed off at eachother by fucking people.
44.Very Trashy Goat- After going to Hyrule, Jeremie finds the right pills to cure Aelita's virus.

[edit] Controversy

Controversy Erupted on June 6, 2006 after a parent complained that her retarded child tried to climb into a computer after watching Code Lyoko, and died. Chuck Norris promptly roundhouse kicked the mother in the face, but then they found out he wanted to be in a Youtube Poop, not meet the Code Lyoko kids, and he was killed by Squadalah.