User:Codeine
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“You should try everything in life at least once, with the possible exception of incest and morris dancing”
~ Sir Arnold Bax
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Stuff I Started
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Bold articles have been featured
- Hoboeroticism (with Mhaille)
- Idiocrates
- Uncyclopedia:Fail (rewrite)
- UnNews:Nazi leader cleared of nazism
- UnNews:Korean War Sequel Enters Pre-Production
- UnNews:Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"
- Em: (Valentines day reskin) - thanks to all the other contributors
- Aa: (Front page template for AAAAAAAAAA! Day, December 3) Yeah, it's my fault. Sorry.
- HowTo:Online Jihad (rewrite)
- Chlamydia (band)
- Viet Nam (video game)
- Gulf War II (video game)
- UnNews:God_Admits_Responsibility_For_Hurricane_Katrina
- Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament (Featured, but credited to Under user for his excellent rewrite)
- Charles Bukowski
- Vodafone (rewrite)
- Funky Cold Medina
- Tequila
- Bosnia
- Mount Everest
- Template:Supergrass
- Template:Hall-of-Famer
- Some Zork stuff
- and many Anniversaries
...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.
Images I made
 Razor Glove. |
 A typical English country signpost (Featured) |
 Hank Aaron: Now moonlighting as an Uncyclopedia Admin |
 But soft! What light from yonder trailer breaks? Oh, it's just Bubba beatin' up his wife and kids again. |
 A pocketful of ninjastars. Careful now. I'd hate for you to get a little prick. |
 It's a little-known fact that HP printers are set to 'evil' by default. |
 Pwn shops are not your friend. |
 Don't ask. |
 "Sophia", Andy Warhol, 1967 |
 "The Creation of Sophia", Michelangelo, 1512 |
 "Giovanni Arnolfini, his wife and Sophia, a potato", Jan van Eyck, 1434 |
 Steve Harley, revolutionary and founder of the Cockney Rebels |
Awards, Titles and Honours
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Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006
 | The Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence |
 | Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, |
| This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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| Featured Image: Lost.png This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia. |
| Splaka has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Razorflame has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| AAA! has awarded you a cookie for banning BENSON! Now go play in traffic. |
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| User:kjhf (for showing me the Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol) has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| User:B0n_b0ns (for banning BENSON, that guy was getting on everyones nerves.) has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| User:Under user has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
| Brown Ninjastarfish Awarded for the valiant work in editing crudand dealing with the crud-meisters. –Mhaille |
| Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars. –gwax
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| Reskin Ninjastar For Em:, because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation. –Rcmurphy
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| Original Ninjastar I award a Ninjastar for removing the letter "A" from my UnNews, and some other reasons. –GneomI
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| Ninjitsu Star For pissing off dumbass IPs, vandals, and doing good things for Uncyclopedia –THINKER
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 | Bastard Admin Award
This admin is such a bastard, users who have been in his or her path have had to complain to other admins. |
| Anal Retentive Grammar Nazi
This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that they're so keen about it. |
| This template has been placed here because Yuri von Juan is pleased with you. Well done. Soon to be coming your way is a lemon and a pie because Yuri von Juan thinks you're special.
...He's the only one that does. |
 | Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for reconciling the cheese-pie conflict in the BENSON forum.. Congratulations.--Roger The Bum |
 | ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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| Congratulations You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness! [[{|]] [[|}]] |
 Nominated Sexy Admin of the YearThis user has been nominated for Sexy Admin of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Sexy admins of the year.
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