College Football

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College Football is the little bastard brother of the NFL. But has 120 teams compared to the 32 in the NFL. The most common nickname for college teams is rednecks with at least one team per conference having that nickname, excepting the Redneck Conference itself.

Contents 1 List of Conferences and teams 1.1 Alternating Current Conference 1.1.1 Alternating Division 1.1.2 Current Division 1.2 Big Fleas Conference 1.3 Mini Eleven Conference 1.4 The Texas Conference 1.4.1 Non-Texas Division 1.4.2 Texas Division 1.5 Conference Iraq 1.5.1 Baghdad Division 1.5.2 Mosul Division 1.6 Mid-Mexican Conference 1.6.1 Burrito Division 1.6.2 Taco Division 1.7 Small Breast Conference 1.8 Wack Ten Conference 1.9 Redneck Conference 1.9.1 Hillbilly Division 1.9.2 Cracker Division 1.10 Below the Belt Conference 1.11 Best Western Academic Conference 1.12 Undecided 2 The BCS 2.1 2007 BCS Bowl Games and results 2.2 2008 BCS Bowl Games and results

[edit] List of Conferences and teams

[edit] Alternating Current Conference

[edit] Alternating Division

• Boston College Bagels
• Clemson University Honkys
• Florida State Semenial-fluids
• University of Maryland Terrorists
• North Carolina State Lupus
• Wake Forest University Angel Wiccans

[edit] Current Division

• Duke University Alleged-Rapists
• Georgia Tech Honeybees
• University of Miami Tropical Depressions
• University of North Carolina Turpentine Britches
• University of Virginia Gay Parises
• Virginia Tech Rednecks

[edit] Big Fleas Conference

• University of Cinncinnati ThunderCats
• University of Connectthedots Chihuahuas
• University of Louisville Bluejays
• University of Pittsburgh Panteras
• Rutgers University Green Pawns
• University of South Florida Golden Showers
• Syracuse University Purples
• West Virginia University Rednecks

[edit] Mini Eleven Conference

• University of Illinois Rednecks
• Indiana University What-the-hecks
• University of Iowa Deadeyes
• University of Michigan Logans
• Michigan State University Athenians
• University of Minnesota Golden Horde
• Northwestern University Losers
• Ohio State University Chuck Norris'eyes
• Pennsylvania State University Joe Paternos
• Purdue University Mimosas
• University of Wisconsin Cheeseheads

[edit] The Texas Conference

[edit] Non-Texas Division

• University of Colorado Butt-Holes
• Iowa State University Breezes
• University of Kansas Gayhawks
• Kansas State University Housecats
• University of Missouri Rednecks
• University of Nebraska Cornholers

[edit] Texas Division

• Baylor University Weaklings
• University of Oklahoma Laters
• Oklahoma State University Gay Cowboys
• University of Texas Queers
• Texas S&M University Whippers
• Texas Tech University Red Tampons

[edit] Conference Iraq

[edit] Baghdad Division

• University of Alabama at Birmingham Flamers
• University of Central Florida Knights who say Ni
• East Carolina University Butt Pirates
• Marshall University Hershey squirts
• University of Memphis Elvises
• The University of Southern Mississippi Bret Favres

[edit] Mosul Division

• University of Houston John Mellencamps
• Rice University Bowels
• Southern Methodist University Atheists
• University of Texas at El Paso Eddie Guerreros
• Tulane University Katrinas
• University of Tulsa Rednecks

[edit] Mid-Mexican Conference

[edit] Burrito Division

• University of Akron Gimps
• Bowling Green State University Green Lanterns
• University of Buffalo Cows
• Kent State University Hot Flashes
• Miami University Blue Sparrows
• Ohio University Bobkittens
• Temple University Cosbys

[edit] Taco Division

• Ballers State University Bishops
• Central Michigan University Rednecks
• Eastern Michigan University Beagles
• Northern Illinois University Slims
• University of Toledo Red Rockets
• Western Michigan University O.J. Simpson's Broncos

[edit] Small Breast Conference

• United States Air Force Academy Waste of Taxpayer's Money
• Brigham Young University Mormons
• Colorado State University Crammers
• University of New Mexico Neutered Dingos
• San Diego State University Rednecks
• Texas Christian University Horny Choads
• University of Nevada at Las Vegas Yankees
• University of Utah Rednecks
• University of Wyoming Doesn't Exist

[edit] Wack Ten Conference

• University of Arizona Cactuses
• Arizona State University Rednecks
• University of California at Berkeley Golden Grahams
• University of Oregon Nikes
• Oregon State University Platypuses/platypi
• Stanford University Pope
• University of California at Los Angeles Bruises
• University of Southern California Condoms
• University of Washington Fat Kids
• Washington State University John Mellencamps

[edit] Redneck Conference

[edit] Hillbilly Division

• University of Florida White Trash
• University of Georgia Trailer Trash
• University of Kentuckistan Jihad
• University of South Carolina Slave-Drivers
• University of Tennessee Crackers
• Vanderbilt University Peckerwoods

[edit] Cracker Division

• University of Alabama Po' White Trash
• University of Arkansas Hillbillies
• Auburn University Whiter Trash
• Louisiana State University Katrinas
• University of Mississippi Dumb Hillbillies
• Mississippi State University Trailer Trash

[edit] Below the Belt Conference

• Arkansas State University Clintons
• Florida Atlantic University Vowels
• Florida International University Golden Lances
• University of Louisiana at Lafayette Raging Hormones
• University of Louisiana at Monroe Rednecks
• Middle Tennessee State University Tomb Raiders
• University of North Texas Happy Yellow
• Troy University Condoms
• Western Kentuckistan University Pillpoppers (Note will join conference in 2009)

[edit] Best Western Academic Conference

• Boise State University O.J. Simpson's Other White Broncos
• Fresno State Universtity Raisins
• University of Hawaii Gay Pride
• University of Idaho Potatoes
• Louisiana Tech University Rednecks
• University of Nevada Area 51's
• New Mexico State University Illegal Immigrants
• San José State University Athenians
• Utah State University Polygamists

[edit] Undecided

• United States Military Academy White Rooks
• United States Naval Academy Semen
• Notre Dame University Drunken Irish

[edit] The BCS

The BCS, short for Bukkake, Crap and Shit, determines the national champion of College Football, by picking the two teams that have paid the most into the NCAA Office Pool to play for the Mythical National Title. Recently the smaller confereence schools have asked that the ratio of money given into the NCAA Office Pool to the grade point average of the players be used in determining the two teams to play for the Mythical National Title. The BCS also selects teams to play in the 4 most presigous "Bowl Games" of the year, which are: The Fruit Bowl, The Cereal Bowl, The Soup Bowl and The Finger Bowl. There are currently 173 bowl games played after the regular season ranging from the Whatsamatta U Bowl to the Toliet Bowl. In 2009 The Oscar Wilde bowl will become the 174th bowl game, to be played in Chuck Norris' Anus in Cleveland, Ohio.

[edit] 2007 BCS Bowl Games and results

(Winners in BOLD)

• Mythical National Title played at Pokemon Stadium, Toronto, Canada.
  • University of Florida White Trash 41- Ohio State University Chuck Norris'eyes 14
• The Soup Bowl played at The Soup Bowl, Your Mom's Kitchen
  • University of Southern California Condoms 32- University of Michigan Logans 18
• The Cereal Bowl played at the White Castle near New Orleans, Louisiana
  • Louisiana State University Katrinas 41- Notre Dame Drunken Irish 14
• The Fruit Bowl played at the Fruit Bowl, Nome, Alaska
  • University of Louisville Bluejays 24- Wake Forest University Angel Wiccans 13
• The Finger Bowl played at Oscar Wilde Field, Lower Lumbar, Tibet
  • Boise State University O.J. Simpson's Other White Broncos 43- University of Oklahoma Laters 42 (OT)

[edit] 2008 BCS Bowl Games and results

• The Soup Bowl played at The Soup Bowl, Your Mom's Kitchen:
  • University of Southern California Condoms 41- University of Illinois Rednecks 17
• The Pokemon Bowl played at Pokemon Stadium, Toronto, Canada.
  • University of Georgia Trailer Trash 41- University of Hawaii Gay Pride 10
• The Finger Bowl played at Oscar Wilde Field, Lower Lumbar, Tibet
  • West Virginia University Rednecks 48- University of Oklahoma Laters 28
• The Fruit Bowl played at the Fruit Bowl, Nome, Alaska
  • University of Kansas Gayhawks 24-Virginia Tech Rednecks 21
• Mythical National Title played at the White Castle near New Orleans, Louisiana
  • Louisiana State University Katrinas 38- Ohio State University Chuck Norris'eyes 24